Lindsay’s latest crazy e mail

Lindsay Lohan loves to fire off crazy, stream of consciousness e mails to her inner circle, and someone has been ratting her out and sending them along to Page Six so the world can read them!
The last e mail detailed her desire to prove herself innocent (of what?) and beg Al Gore to help her.
This new one concerns her latest pasttime, pole dancing, and calls strippers "whores" and "c**ts"!
The e mail arrived with the subject title: "They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . except for some obviously!"
"So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.”
She continues: "I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the c–ts now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya."
When asked to comment, her rep tried to clean up the language, saying, "Her character is a stripper, and she now realizes that the job isn’t easy. We should give these women credit."
Inkling: Getting a grasp on pop culture » Blog Archive » Strippers call Lohan a “klutz” wrote,
[…] The strippers at Scores East Side were surprised to read on Page Six yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was so severely bruised from pole dancing to prepare for her topless role in "I Know Who Killed Me." […]
Link | December 19th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Inkling: Getting a grasp on pop culture » Blog Archive » Random Quotes of the Day wrote,
[…] "I have bruises all over. That’s why I haven’t worn shorts." – Lindsay Lohan, on her recent pole-dancing lessons […]
Link | December 21st, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Inkling: Getting a grasp on pop culture » Blog Archive » Lindsay can go back to “playing” a stripper wrote,
[…] Her reps claim that instead of James Franco causing her breakdown, doctors "demanded" she take a break from making the film, where she was required to shoot strenuous pole-dancing scenes. Strenuous pole dancing? Lohan really is a klutz! […]
Link | January 25th, 2007 at 3:01 pm