Random Quotes of the Day
"I have bruises all over. That’s why I haven’t worn shorts."
– Lindsay Lohan, on her recent pole-dancing lessons

"I am a has-been. I mean, there’s no question. You’re never what you were, you’re only hot once. Everyone, the first few years of bein’ hot, is kind of on their way to being a has-been. It’s just that ‘has-been’ has a terrible connotation. Has-been is a good thing. You have been something."
– Sylvester Stallone
• "I’m going to the show if I can waddle out of the house. I don’t know what kind of tent they are going to put me in. I’m thinking black or navy. It’s not going to be a high-fashion year for me. And I’m thinking barefoot. I deserve it."
– Pregnant Golden Globe nominee Marcia Cross
"I’ve only known her for, like, seven days, but I have a connection with her that’s like nothing else I’ve ever experienced."
– Aaron Carter, on his girlfriend, singer Kaci Brown

• "The only reason I want to win the Golden Globe is so I can make it into a bong."
– "Weeds" star Justin Kirk.
Source: People magazine