Archive for January, 2007
Kiefer likes to play with dolls
Kiefer Sutherland is a longtime partier on the LA scene — in his documentary "I Trust You to Kill Me," he’s the kind of crazy guy who jumps a Christmas tree in a drunken stupor.
He even delayed the soon to be released "24" doll due to drunken idiocy.
"They tried to come out with a doll […]Bill Gates races out of “Daily Show”
Check out what really happened when Bill Gates rushed off the "Daily Show"!
Quote of the Day
"Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do. I really am pretty happy with what God gave me."
– Jennifer Aniston is sick of hearing she’s had her breasts enlarged!Toxic ex won’t go away easily!
Federline is like a house infested with fleas. They’re impossible to live with, but cost boatloads to get rid of, and even then they keep slipping back through the cracks.
According to Star magazine, $25 million is not enough to get rid of the dreaded Federline infestation:
"Kevin says that Britney offered him $10 million […]Is she going to burp and fart loudly too?
Hilary is spinning out of control after her painful breakup with Joel. Now she wants to "date like a man", whatever that means! Is she planning on paying for lots of things and scratching her crotch?
"Dating is fun. I kind of feel like a guy!" She told Ryan Seacrest. "It’s, like, I can do it […]Does she think it’s a vibrator?
Brooke Hogan uses her little purple piece of plastic to ____________ her ____________!
Harry Potter’s magic transformation
Daniel Radcliff is only 17, and he’s causing a huge sensation by doffing the Harry Potter duds and showing his buff for the West End production of "Equus", a controversial play in which his character has a full nude scene. Turning into a serious actor and turning on the teen fans… what a good trick!
Britney likes to grab her breast and munch Doritos and hot dogs
Does Britney change her personalities with each hair dye? If so, Dark Britney is racy and likes to fondle herself in front of cameras!
Every one of her personalities eats junk though. The actual list of items from Britney’s recent grocery trip in Malibu:
Hot dogs……$4.19
Doritos……$1.88
Lean Cuisine One Dish Favorite frozen meal (5)….$10.00
Diet Coke and 7-Up, […]Timberlake-Biel… the real deal?
Jessica Biel attended Sundance as JT’s guest, even though she had nothing to promote there. Hmm!
She stayed at Timberlake’s $1,950-a-night, four-bedroom condo at the Trail’s End Lodge in nearby Deer Valley for a few nights.
“He called her and asked her to come,” says a source close to Biel. “And she was like, ‘What the hell? […]
Courtney Loves to make up stories
So the story that Courtney’s been spreading around about being asked to replace Paula on "Idol" is another one of her delusional fantasies. Big surprise!
The official word? "The judges are Paula, Randy and Simon. We have no plans to add to or replace any of them." Paula must be relieved her "wackiness" is being tolerated!
