kevin federline

Federline is like a house infested with fleas. They’re impossible to live with, but cost boatloads to get rid of, and even then they keep slipping back through the cracks.

According to Star magazine, $25 million is not enough to get rid of the dreaded Federline infestation:

"Kevin says that Britney offered him $10 million to walk away from their marriage and to relinquish custody of their kids, but he just laughed. Then she came back with $20 million , which he turned down, too. Now he says she’s offering a whopping $25 million and that’s her final offer. He told her to take a hike!"

He claims his holdout is because part of the deal involves him not seeing his sons anymore. "He loves his two little boys, and there’s no way he’s going to disappear from their lives."

Yeah, how would the littlest Federlines learn how to open beers with their teeth and expose half their underwear?

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