The Grammys seemed pretty blah this year, with lots of fashion "don’ts" and few dresses that stood out.

           mandy moore grammys

Mandy Moore’s multiple personalities clashed in a flowery dress and S&M belt. Make up your mind!

          brooke hogan grammys

Brooke Hogan was a bright, shiny, Marilyn Monroe-styled tranny for the evening. It’s not easy being green!

         paula abdul grammys

Paula Adul opted for a matronly dress that played cruel, sadistic tricks on her breasts. And she wants you to know she signed a waiver that she did not drink before, during, or after the event. But she may have taken a few pills. She can’t remember.
  
        hilary duff grammys

Hilary showed up looking a bit frazzled in the gold foil version of cheezy lingerie.

        jennifer hudson grammys

Jennifer Hudson has represented for full-sized women during this awards season, but she went over the top as a ripe tomato in this bland dress.

        shakira grammys

Shakira’s old school-style prom dress didn’t mute the effect of her electric hair!

                      fergie grammys

For once, Fergie looked pretty good compared with the rest of the pack!

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