Brody Jenner is the sleaze of reality TV himbos — he admitted to Details magazine that he dated Nicole, Lauren, probably even Kristen Cavallari, just to improve his name recognition!

According to Details, Spencer Pratt, who titles himself Jenner’s "manager- slash- publicist-slash- agent-slash-stylist," said to Jenner, "Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You’ll be, like, a f**king hero to America."

Um… ok! Next, on the reality ho tour: Lauren Conrad!  "Basically," Jenner tells Details, "I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on ‘The Hills’."

In a moment of douchbag unawareness, Jenner sneers at the Hollywood scene he’s such a big, phony part of. "This whole scene, this whole town – it’s so fake," he says. "It’s like a movie set, like my life is a movie set. These people, they all think it’s real, but it’s not." 

And now that he’s already climbed the mountain of reality TV women: "I wanna meet a girl who has nothing to do with L.A., a nice, normal, real girl."

Even that’s going to be part of a show! "Actually, you now, that’s gonna be a component of our new MTV show – me leaving L.A. to meet a normal girl. It might be hard, though, with all the cameras."

Especially now that the world knows what a dick the guy is!

Want more? Check out inkling's home page!