lindsay lohan

Lindsay showed up for the photo shoot for her latest GQ cover, but she didn’t bother to give a live interview. They were forced to ask questions via her Blackberry. Nice effort, Lohan!

Needless to say, her answers were typed between snorts and shots. When asked about playing poker, Lindsay thumbed, "I just emailed my friend sara pantera saying I’m going to start playing poker again! I bought two puppies today!"

Then the topic of cats came up, and Lindsay texted, "Cats scare me. I just think of bad luck from black ones like I had in ‘Just My Luck’! I need a boyfriend. Geez."

And for the finale, interviewer Marshall Sella asked Lindsay what the happiest moment of her life was. She wrote back, "Gotta think sex scene today" and never wrote back again. So deep… the mind of Lohan… like an empty sieve!

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She insisted in including her favorite snorting mirror in the shoot!

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