nicole richie joel madden sentencing

Now that her so yesterday DUI looks as tiny as her frame in comparison to out of control Lindsay, Nicole donned bugeyed sunglasses to receive her sentence of four days in County Jail. Doting father to be Joel completed the ensemble with funeral parlor chic.

Four days. And she probably won’t even mind starving herself in her cell like Paris did!

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