And now we’re going back… waay back to when grown-up celebs picked their noses and skinned their knees… were they different then from now?

Little Katie Holmes looks fearful, as if she knows she’s going to encounter aliens later in life…

Jennifer Lopez looks exactly the same… was she ever a child or did she pop out a diva?

Demi rocked the nerdy look…and would have hung out in the lunchroom with Manson!

Bjork was a serious artist with a bowl haircut… while Paul looks mischievious!

While of course Paris has always promoted herself!

Since Rosie pushed her way onto the view, the “View” matrons have worked their way through a variety of chick issues… from menopause and chin hair to women’s vaginal grooming. Check out Kathy Griffin and Rosie discussing how “breezy” bare crotches are… does Rosie look excited?

Heh. Donald Trump just loves to start arguments and rile people up… and now it’s all about the size of his pole!

Officials in the ritzy coastal town of Palm Beach have fined Donald Trump $1,250 a day for flying a large American flag atop an 80-foot flagpole in violation of town codes – which limit poles to 42 feet.

Trump has refused to take down the flag. He has also filed a $25 million lawsuit against the town, saying, “The town council of Palm Beach should be ashamed of itself. They’re fining me for putting up the American flag. This is probably a first in United States history.” No, Donald… they’re only limiting the size of your pole!

Trump’s club hoisted a 15-by-25-foot flag… !! … atop the 80-foot pole Oct 3, and refuses to take it down.

“I think Mr. Trump, the property owner, picked this fight. I think he’s been provocative,” said Martin Fried, a member of the town’s Code Enforcement Board. Well, it’s Trump! What does he expect?

Pebbles… is that you, all grown up into a lush? Where’s Bam Bam when you need him?

Let’s see… are they together? Let’s go over the two-celebs-are-better-than-one hookup checklist…

a. Orlando Bloom and Penelope Cruz have been spotted together a lot lately.
b. When asked about Orlando at the Golden Globes, Cruz giggled and said, “Do I have to talk about that right now?”
c. When she helped Bloom celebrate his 30th birthday at Teddy’s the pair were inseparable and other women surrounding him on the dance-floor couldn’t tear his eyes away from Cruz.

They also snuggled their way through a Timberlake show at the Staples Center… but I think the point has been made!

Muy caliente!

Halle Berry… Hollywood diva?

She doesn’t seem the type, but the Orange County painting company that has been hired to spruce up cabinets in her Los Angeles home had to sign an unusual contract to do the work. First, any worker is prohibited to approach Berry while in the home or on the premises. Second, no one is allowed to speak to Miss B at any time. Finally, the only approved interaction occurs if Halle speaks to a worker, and then they may answer. Seems a little extreme...!

She doesn’t know how to negotiate prices either: the company has been asked to merely stain the existing wood cabinets in the kitchen … with an unbelievable $57,000 pricetag!