Heather thinks any dance partner she’s assigned to on “Dancing with the Stars”  is going to fall in love with her. She says: ‘”I asked for a gay guy. I said, I haven’t had a date in 10 months and yet I have been associated with all these different people, which is rubbish. Jonathan turned [...]

Heather chomped into a banana like she meant it after her “Dancing with the Stars” routine which earned a 666 score!

“You’re going to hear from me first and it’s going to be me in handcuffs, because (I’ll run) down Sunset (Boulevard) screaming like a madman… It’s something that’s important to us.”
– Marc Anthony associates pregnancy with handcuffs?

“My humor works best with people that have bad sex and pay taxes.”

– Chris Rock explains why [...]

Heather’s busy spinning her wheels waiting for her moment to shine on the dance floor hit the “Dancing with the Stars” judges with her leg!

“Hopefully my leg will stay on. it’s very unlikely [it will come off] though it’d be funny to knock one of the judges out!”
“I have no fear.  I’m quite happy to be thrown around.”
– Heather Mills is hoping for a “Dancing with the Stars” accident for maximum headlines!

Heather Mills is stressing her upcoming appearance on “Dancing with the Stars,” according to friends, because she longs to hit big with U.S. audiences.
Paul Mccartney’s tattle-tale was spotted entering a dance studio yesterday in London, carrying a bag of groceries, a change of clothes, and a leg. Guess she wants to walk all over the [...]