'A Bunch of Celebs' Category
Flower Power for the budget Beckhams
Two questions:
a. Do they wear matching outfits every day.. or do they take holidays and alternate weekends off — some "be yourself" days where Andre can slob around in old jeans and a torn t-shirt… if he has any…?
b. Are they attached together with velcro?
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Big Bird gets a piercing
Jordan and constant sidekick/color coordinated metrosexual Peter Andre continue their assault of the States to promote their reality show "When Jordan Met Andre" which will air on E! later in April.
Meanwhile, even though she’s bursting pregnant, Jordan had to get her kink on with a new piercing at a West Hollywood tattoo parlor. She wouldn’t say where it was located — only that it will give her "much enjoyment". As much pleasure as she gets selecting matchy-matchy outfits every morning?
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Ugly Betty’s boyfriend is about to snap
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America Ferrera has a good pair of attack dogs growling at every intruder!
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Look who’s showing off at the Ivy
Forget Victoria and David Beckham. The only English imports who matter are Jordan and Peter Andre… who hit LA hard, smearing all the hot spots with their trashy fashion.
Love their white linen attempt to be "California casual". Where’d Jordan get those glasses… Britney’s yard sale?
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Macy performs in the raw
For some reason Macy Gray thought her fans would enjoy seeing her perform nude. Nice spread eagle… hope that chair is fumigated at the end of each performance!
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Sean Stewart grips his package
The "Sons of Hollywood" star made a splash in Malibu, where he ditched his dad’s spandex and went all natural!
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Jamie Lynn classes up the Spears family
Jamie Lynn looked tangerine sweet at the Kid’s Choice Awards over the weekend… looks like she’s ready to step in as the more stylish sister!
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Jenna’s unhappy with new lips
Apparently Jenna Jameson hired the same plastic surgeon who’s been mangling her face lately — or some other goofball — to do "a litle work" on her lower region and the genius with a scalpel completely messed it up!
A source says Jenna’s been missing meetings with a major production company interested in turning her book How to Make Love Like a Porn Star into a film because "she underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy."
The source adds – no joke! – that "she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody and the producers are about to pull the plug on the movie." Jenna won’t speak because she doesn’t like the shape of her pink pussycat… she really must think with her crotch!
Source: Rush & Malloy
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Brandy seeks spiritual enlightenment
Brandy showed up in West Hollywood Wednesday outside the Bodhi Tree bookstore, which specializes in New Age and other spiritual texts. She’s been keeping out of sight since being involved in the freeway crash that claimed the life of a 38-year-old woman.
The City Attorney has yet to decide if charges will be brought against her. While she’s waiting: mediation, crystals and a tarot deck lead the LA celeb to inner guidance… and if that doesn’t do it, a $500 massage is the quick and easy way to nirvana!
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Wynonna’s husband needs rehab from rehab
Wynonna sure knows how to pick ‘em! Her husband Daniel Roach is a real pest, recently getting arrested in a rehab center for sexually assaulting a minor under 13. Roach has been at the center seeking treatment for an undisclosed illness/addiction/vacation and now faces three counts of sexual assault on a child. Is there anywhere this guy is safe? He’d probably get arrested inside a jail!
Wynonna has finally decided to divorce the insect. What took her so long? Use Raid — it’s quicker!
Oh… she also released this corny and completely redundant statement about the incident: “I am obviously devastated, our family will pull together, begin the healing process and hopefully - by the Grace of God - become stronger. We will move forward with our faith, family and our friends to find resolution to this difficult situation.”
