'A Bunch of Celebs' Category
Are castmembers from “Laguna Beach” cursed?
Racing after the trend of Hollywood DUIs is so last year Jessica! But of course … another Laguna alumni has been busted… this time for suspicion of felony DUI after she crashed her car, injuring two people.
Jason’s ex failed to stop her Volkswagen Beetle on the 5 Freeway and rearended another vehicle – injuring its driver and her own passenger. She was taken to the Orange County Jail and held on $100,000 bail. As if!
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Do you want to smell like Donatella?
Muppet faced Donatella Versace continued work as usual, making a public appearance to launch a new line of perfume in London, even though her daughter Allegra has just checked into an anorexia clinic in California.
Donatella’s sure of the quality of her perfume line, though she can’t smell it, having lost her sense of smell during coke binges years ago!
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Is Amy Winehouse a cutter?
Of the moment chanteuse Amy Winehouse might have a masochistic streak from childhood. She caused uncomfortable stares at a recent Elle Style Awards event when she showed up with these marks all over her arms.
Recently, she’s admitted to the problem — sort of: ""It’s a funny thing, a morbid curiosity. I’m talking about when I was nine. What does it feel like? ‘Ow, that f**king hurts.’ It’s probably the worst thing I’ve done." When you were nine? They look a bit more recent than that!
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Big Brother’s watching you
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U.K. Big Brother’s Shilpa Shetty let it all hang out recently.
She was stuck inside a house filled with cameras that watched her every move… and still she doesn’t know how to cover the goods?
NSFW… in an inkling!
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Oscar winners wear underwear
… or do they?
Decide for yourself, in a linkling!
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Wasted Prince Harry attacks photographer
Prince Harry stumbled out of London’s Boujis falling down drunk after several "Crack Baby" vodka shots Saturday night. He’s going to have a royal hangover!
He lashed out at a photographer, who later told News of the World, "He screamed at me … then grabbed me and tried to shove me over. He had his hands around my collar and back. It was an assault. I’ve never known anything like it before."
Meanwhile, Prince Charles’ London office denies that Harry was involved in a scuffle. Do they even live in the same century as the rest of us?
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Avril still uses punk to sell records
… and the rest of the time she says girlie, safe things like this!
ON HER GLAMOROUS WEDDING: “I wanted to be like, ‘Oh, let’s totally have a rock ’n’ roll, goth wedding.’ But at the same time I was like, ‘I’ve been dreaming about my wedding day since I was a little girl. I have to wear the white dress.’ I wanted to be a princess, okay? People thought I would have done, like, some black wedding dress, and yeah, I would have. But at the same time I was thinking about our pictures, and I wanted—like, that’s why I have this ring—I wanted to be in style. It’s a classic. I didn’t want to be, like, 20 years later, ‘Oh, why did I wear my hair like that? It’s not cool now.’”
ON WHETHER SHE QUESTIONS HER HUSBAND’S FIDELITY WHILE ON THE ROAD: “No, we have a really good, strong relationship. There’s a lot of trust. I know how much I mean to him, and… I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to him.”
ON WHETHER HER HUSBAND DOES DRUGS: “He doesn’t do drugs. Clearly, he used to, because he talked about it, but I wouldn’t be with someone who did, and I made that very clear to him when we first started dating. I’ve never done coke in my life, and I’m proud of that. Oh my God! I could never. I am 100 percent against drugs.”
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Winona’s still around
Winona squeezed ‘em together for new movie "The Last Word" in New York City yesterday. She may have fallen off the face of the earth, but she’s alive and well and kicking cleavage over other Hollywood size 0’s!
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Rumer Willis understands safe sex
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Demi and Ashton have taught their girl the basics, but she might have missed some of the instructions! You’re not supposed to eat the condom like a sausage!
… or a lollypop!
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Vanessa’s the star of the slutty prom
Wtf is up with those shoes? Vanessa Williams wore this ho-ish prom dress ensemble to celebrate her new star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Then she hobbled away on those whacked-out heels and bought herself another tiara!
