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'Alec Baldwin' Category

A slave 4 you

Alec Baldwin is a notorious hothead whose verbal sparring with ex-wife Kim Basinger was legendary.

But he has a soft side: when his fatherhood skills were questioned, he even considered suicide!

alec baldwin suicide

He Britain’s GQ magazine: "When the papers said all of these things, like I wasn’t a good father, and they painted me in this really bad light, it was like a nightmare."

"I remember lying in bed thinking I wanted to die on the spot. I wasn’t going to jump out a window because with my luck I’d land on someone and we’d both be paralyzed, and then I wouldn’t have any money to leave my daughter because I would get sued."

"But I would go to bed, and I would say, ‘Please don’t let me wake up. I can’t face another day.’"

His daughter is the center of his world. "I don’t hesitate to say that as a father, I feel like I’m in the top one percent. I’m commuting to Los Angeles every other weekend to see my daughter. I just worship Ireland."

alec baldwin daughter

"Everybody who knows me knows that when I’m with Ireland, I’m her slave."

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What do you want for Christmas?

I’ll take some Schweaty Balls from Alec Baldwin… yum yum!

Enjoy this holiday treat!

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Paul sickened by divorce with Heather!

Paul McCartney Humor Cartoon

Despite the hubbub of the recently released "Love" album highlighting
the fabulous Cirque de Soleil show and its trippy collection of
Beatles songs, Paul McCartney is so stressed over his battle
with the queen of darkness Heather Mills that he’s becoming sick
over it.

After his appearance at Saturday’s SNL, he had a long talk with
Alec Baldwin, another survivor of a long, ugly divorce battle.
During the heart-to heart, he revealed that the stress is
becoming unbearable for him, causing him numerous
unpleasant symptoms.

Baldwin set him straight:  "I’m the king of bitter divorce,
so make sure everything is written down. And i mean
everything! Otherwise you’re f***ed!"

Hear that Heather? Must be why shes shuffling around gripping
her notebook like a bag lady.

To find out what’s written in the notebook, click here.

Heather Mills Notebook Divorce

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