'Anna Nicole Smith' Category
This painting is yours for $1,700,000
Anna Nicole Smith painted herself as a big-bottomed brunette in this stark self portrait. Millionaires only — the eBay auction starts at $1.7 mil!
Is Howard still trying to cash in, now that he’s lost Dannielynn?
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Meet your daddy
Maury could have told you that! Larry Birkhead is the father of Dannielynn. And Howard K. Stern can go back to instigating lawsuits between wealthy tycoons and busty strippers… which could spawn another Maury show!
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Anna Nicole’s raunchy hookup
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Warning: Do not uncover the sordid details of Anna Nicole’s magical encounter with a magician’s wand if you’re still grieving for the fallen icon…
If you’re up for it, discover one illusionist’s story of being unzipped… in an inkling!
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Cause of Anna Nicole’s death finally revealed!
The formal announcement of the cause of Anna Nicole’s death is set for Monday. But several magazines have scooped the story, and gotten ahold of the coroner’s report in the case!
Anna Nicole died primarily from a raging blood infection from an unsterilized needle in her right buttock.
Read the whole analysis… from Star magazine… in a linkling!
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At last: Dannielynn’s DNA Day has come!
Larry Birkhead could be diapering and cleaning baby poop within the next week… DNA tests were taken today in the Bahamas — results in 2-4 days!
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At last… Anna Nicole buried today!
Anna Nicole Smith is set to be buried Friday. And it only took three weeks since she died Feb. 8!
Finally a court has showed some common sense. Florida’s 4th District Court of Appeals denied the appeal of Smith’s wacky mother Virginie to take custody of the remains and keep them in Texas.
It’s fitting that Friday’s 10:30 a.m. ceremony has been described as "over the top". She’ll be buried in a custom-made gown alongside Daniel, following an elaborate memorial service with a tightly controlled guest list.
The roughly 300 guests will gather at an undisclosed church, filled with a flower assortment in Anna’s favorite color, pink.
And, speaking of over the top, the anticipated speeches from Howard and Virginie will undoubtedly be full of fireworks!
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Is the Judge on medication?
After lots of draining, probably irrelevant testimony from Anna Nicole’s mother, Larry Birkhead, and Howard Stern – who admitted he was financially dependent on Anna and brought her pills while pregnant – the judge finally came to a decision about where her remains should go. At last! Can’t a girl decompose in peace?
The body’s going to Richard Milstein, Dannielynn’s appointed guardian. He has not yet said if he will bury her in the Bahamas with Daniel.
The judge had an emotional breakdown reading the verdict. Is anyone sane in this trial?
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Tears of a clown
Fox News aired this clip last night, thus robbing Anna Nicole of her last tiny shred of dignity. How sad.
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The Anna Nicole babydaddy mystery becomes too large and boggling for anyone to cope with
By this point, we really need Maury to step in, point a finger and drone out the familiar: "You are the father."
Six men are now being thrown into the debate as possible fathers to Dannielynn.
There are the obvious suspects:
And Prince Frederick, Zsa Zsa’s little love bunny.
And now, some new candidates emerge:
The Immigration Minister in the Bahamas was also "intimate" with Anna, and she allegedly received fast-tracking of her residency status and perhaps other favors because of it. This liaison fits into the pregnancy time frame!
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Her former bodyguard is another possibility; he says he had an affair with her for two years and was around when she got pregnant.
And last but not least, there are whispers that Anna Nicole used frozen sperm from her 89-year-old husband!
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Dannielynn reunited with Howard K.
Howard K. Stern knows this is his moment… the spotlight is on him. So he staged a photo op — conveniently recorded by cameras for "Entertainment Tonight" and "The Insider"! — with Dannielynn in the Bahamas yesterday.
He made lots of huggy-kissy contact with Dannielynn, squeezing her as he said, "This is the only piece of Anna I have left."
He then morphed into angry Howard as he tore Anna Nicole’s mother a new one. "Anna despised that woman. As long as I have breath in my body, that woman will not see Dannielynn," Stern told Entertainment Tonight’s Mark Steines.
Get ready for a long one, folks!
