'Anna Nicole Smith' Category
Prince Frederick has frequent brain farts
So this Prince Frederick von Anhalt character, who stepped up out of nowhere yesterday to announce to the world he was Anna Nicole’s lover and Dannielynn’s father, has been married to wingnut Zsa Zsa Gabor for so long his brain is completely fried.
He has now changed his entire far-fetched story AGAIN — on "Larry King Live" last night. Now he claims the father isn’t him, but someone he knows. And he can’t tell anyone who is is. Um. OK, Cybil!
"I know who the real father is. The real father made a deal with her not to go in the open with it. He did not want the world to know that he is the father," he spouted to an astonished Larry last night.
Cybil did another flip-flop when Larry asked if this mystery person was Frederick himself: "I don’t say yes, I don’t say no."
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Expect to see more of this guy in the future. This crackpot is going to be part of the paternity lawsuit. If he can remember anything that long.
"If the court rules in the right direction–not left to Larry, not right to Howard, I stay out of it. If the court rules either to Howard or Larry I jump in."
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Sister to slam Anna Nicole in tell-all
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A book portraying Anna Nicole Smith in a negative light is slated for imminent release.
Her sister, Donna Hogan, wrote the book and has no remorse about releasing it so soon after Anna Nicole’s death.
Hogan justified the venomous book: "Everything is 100 percent truth. The book makes her look like a sick, disturbing b**ch. It’s about me and her and how our relationship was and how her life was."
Hogan has anger issues. She says she won’t even add a final chapter to the book describing Anna Nicole’s death. Zip it!
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Everyone’s cashing in
So the sleazebag producers of "Illegal Aliens", that cinematic masterpiece Anna Nicole was working on before her death, released this preview today. Classy.
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Bobby Trendy one of the last to see Anna Nicole Smith alive
Flamboyant decorator Bobby Trendy was one of the last people to hang out with Anna Nicole before her untimely death. And he says her mood was very upbeat.
“This is such devastating news,” Bobby tells Life & Style. “I was with her yesterday in Hollywood, Florida, and she seemed happy and upbeat. She was so happy to see me. We hugged. She seemed like her old self, making silly jokes and laughing. I’m so shocked I can’t even tell you. She was in a good mood — she looked fine, she seemed fine.”
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Another possible father for Dannielynn?
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This situation only gets more and more bizarre. A new candidate has come out of the blue to proclaim he’s Dannielynn’s father: 63-year-old Prince Frederick von Anhalt, 90-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband!?! Huh?
He announced that he’s had a 10-year affair with the former Playmate, and dropped this bombshell: "If you go back from September, she wasn’t with one of those guys, she was with me," to the Associated Press in an interview today.
He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.
Meanwhile, Birkhead acts pretty certain he’s the father, posting this farewell poem on larrybirkhead.net:
Chance brought us together, our love
couldn’t keep us apart. We loved, we
laughed, we shared a connection that
couldn’t be broken, regardless of the
challenges. I loved her in life and I will
love her long after.
Our daughter, Dannielynn, is a constant
reminder of the love we shared and the
life that we desired.
My heart is broken, my tears are
endless. She called me her angel, I
called her my sweet potato, and every
night before we went to sleep, she
made me say to her………..
"GOODNIGHT MY SWEET ANNA BABY"
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Anna Nicole was planning a wedding
Anna Nicole Smith’s death was unexpected and tragic. Many questions still remain unanswered in the confusion. Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Anna Nicole’s mother, Howard Stern, and Birkhead all want custody of the little girl. Everyone is grieving.
Sadly, when Anna Nicole died she was in the final stages of planning a huge wedding for this month.
In her final interview with Entertainment Tonight’s Mark Steines, Smith said she was going to legally marry Stern. The trip to Florida was to buy a boat for the wedding.
Said Steines, "I can tell you I had plans to come back down here [to the Bahamas] on the 23rd of February to attend and cover their wedding. Howard had proposed. They came here alone when they picked up the boat. Howard was going to pick up the ring. She wanted a 10-carat diamond ring. She didn’t care necessarily about the quality or the clarity but she wanted it to have color and they were here planning a future."
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Celebs speak out about Anna
"She was a special person; she was an unusual person. She was genuine; she was funny; she had some class. I feel very, very sorry for everybody concerned, but mostly for that little girl."
– Larry King
"She had something magic … This is a very tragic and sad day … Personally I feel she did not recover from the loss of her son Daniel who was the love of her life."
– Paul Marciano, CEO of Guess jeans
"PETA is extremely upset by the news of Anna Nicole Smith’s untimely death. She was a great friend to animals and used every opportunity to speak out against senseless cruelty. We always thought Anna Nicole was a perfect fit for PETA because, just like us, she not only hated cruelty to animals and loved her dog … It is a tragedy when anyone passes away before their time, but with Anna Nicole, animals have lost a true hero and PETA has lost a good friend. We will miss her."
– People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
"She wanted to be like Marilyn her whole life and ironically died in a similar manner."
– Anna Nicole Smith’s former lawyer, Lenard Leeds
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Anna Nicole Smith died today
Anna Nicole Smith is dead. No more Trimspa. No more lawsuits. No more "exclusives" from the Bahamas. A drug overdose is suspected to be the cause or her sudden collapse.
Smith, 39, fell on the floor at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida,and was rushed to Memorial Regional Hospital, where she was pronounced dead shortly after arrival.
What a tragic end to a drama-filled life! Her personality had many facets: a sex pin-up, a cartoonish comedian, a national "brand", a symbol of the eternal blonde bimbo. Whatever else she was, she was an original who never failed to pull surprises and sudden shocks on the public. This is the biggest one of all. RIP Anna!
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Anna Nicole threatens to silence Birkhead
Anna Nicole is clamping down on potential babydaddy Larry Birkhead, using an aggressive legal maneuver. Her new lover is a lawyer, after all!
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Howard Stern is now threatening to demand $10 million from Birkhead if he continues to go public in his pleas for the DNA test.
Stern has a chokehold on Birkhead, who allegedly signed confidentiality agreements when he worked for Anna Nicole.
The "Agreement Not To Communicate With The Media" document features what appears to be Birkhead’s signature and initials, and contains a handwritten addendum that states, "If I breach this agreement then I will pay a liquidated damages sum of ten million dollars, and any money received would revert back to Anna Nicole Smith as damages from any breach."
Pretty sneaky way to prevent someone from trying to resolve paternity issues over a possible daughter!
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Maury should give Anna the swab!
A judge has temporarily blocked the order forcing Anna Nicole Smith’s baby daughter to undergo paternity testing. Score one for Anna’s delay tactics…
Her attorney, Ronald A. Rale, questioned the legality of the test, claiming authorities in the Bahamas, where Anna is hiding away drinking margaritas with Howard Stern, needed to grant work permits before an American doctor could conduct the test.
The judge granted a stay, pending a Feb. 7 hearing.
Birkhead really needs to use some money-grubbing lure to get her onto the "Maury" show so the whole thing could be done in minutes!
