'Arnold Schwarzenegger' Category
Arnold’s latest smash-up
Arnold is crashing a lot lately — first he broke his leg in a ski accident, and today he was involved in a motorcycle wipeoutt!
The governator was cruising on his Harley with his 12-year-old son Patrick in the sidecar when he collided with a car reversing from a driveway. Schwarzenegger received 15 stitches in his lower lip following the accident while his son was treated for cuts and bruises.
He is due to make a speech about health care issues in Hollywood on Monday — he’ll have a lot to talk about!
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Nice Tan!
Behold… I am Ahhnold and I am not a girlie man! That wimpy skiing injury has already been rectified and the metal plates welded back together… I’m just using these crutches to appease my wife! Swear me in to my second term of office, bitches! I have a plane to catch!
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Sly wants to be Rambonator
Does Sly want to be a rambo politician and battle it out with the Arnold the governator? He acted like he was testing the waters by spouting his muscular opinions on border patrol during a promotional trip to Mexico yesterday.
He told a crowd, "I support Mexicans who work in my country." He went on to criticize U.S. plans to keep Latinos out of America by erecting a 700-mile fence along the border, calling the idea "crazy" and "ridiculous."
What will his campaign speeches sound like? Yo… prescription drugs are crazy!
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Celebrity Feud: the porn star vs. the porky star
Diva extraordinaire Mariah Carey is known for some outrageous demands. Her latest? She’s attempting to legally block a porn star’s stage name, because she thinks Mariah and Mary sound too "similar". Huh?
Mary Carey, porn actress of such films as "Double Air Bags" and "Boobsville Sorority Girls," has been using the "Mary Carey" stage name since 2002, the year she ran for governor against Arnold. She filed trademark papers this year, and that’s where her trouble with the powerful Mariah Carey legal team began.
Mariah is now trying to take away Mary’s name, claiming that the two monikers are too alike! In October, a lawyer for Mariah Carey sent Mary Carey’s representatives a letter threatening legal action if she did not withdraw the application.
"Mary Carey and Mariah Carey share the identical surname and have first names that are very similar," attorney Robert Becker wrote. And in part because the porn star was seeking the trademark for audio and video recordings, he said, "Confusion between your client and her Mary Carey trademark and our client and its Mariah Carey trademark is therefore likely."
Becker also had the nerve to demand that Mary Carey use her name only for "adult entertainment" and that she not sing or perform music.
Mary Carey is irate, saying "I’m ready to battle Mariah over this because I’ve been Mary Carey for a long time. It’s kind of funny because I’m a porn star and I’ve been being myself for a long time. I think she’s being silly."
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Quote of the Day
"Motorcades! And security detail when we ski!"
– Rob Lowe describing the perks of being best buddies with the Arnold the Governator
