'Ashlee Simpson' Category
Pete’s not a fan of penises
Pete and Ashlee continue their "we’re together" series of LA sightings — this time, going to the market after stumbling out of bed still in PJs. Cute.
Meanwhile, Pete made it clear in a recent interview that he has no interest in dicks. In case you were wondering.
- "Honestly, I’m not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don’t find anything attractive about it. I can’t believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit. So that’s the biggest problem. I’d love to share clothes with a dude and have all those benefits, but I just can’t get past that thing. It’s just weird-lookin’."
You don’t love your own member? Where’s the self love, Pete?
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Ashlee and Pete hunt for eggs
CelebCouple Media Saturation Strategies:
Phase One: Making out at a hot LA club.
Phase Two: Pushing through holiday crowds to grab refreshments for a romantic Easter BBQ over the weekend.
Possible Phase Three: Double date with Jessica and John… the goofball twins. Anyone would look good next to them!
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Quote of the Day
“Maybe in a different universe, we’d be some hot couple, but not in this one.”
– Pete Wentz has moved to a different universe… the star-couple "two is more attention than one" universe… since he denied dating Ashlee Simpson in Rolling Stone!
Saturday night they made it official, LA-style, by holding hands, gazing into each other’s eyes and smooching at LA hotspot Parc in front of photogs and celebs such as Adam Brody. Up next: corny confessional songs and the inevitable breakup!
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Ashlee tops party girl list
Ashlee, Ashlee… didn’t Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson teach you anything in the Bible camp that was your childhood?
Ash is a wild, stoney partier on the LA scene. She openly smoked pot at an LA restaurant with Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz…
Now she’s spent $100,000 installing a club into her LA house! I guess that’s one way to beat DUIs! A disco-ed out room in her home features a dance floor, state-of-the-art sound system and a fully stocked bar. Hope she doesn’t have the piles of white powder at the club that Courtney Love says Paris had!
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Ashlee and Smokeout Boy light up
Looks like Ashlee and Fallout Boy Pete Wentz are sex buddies who like to smoke the green stuff!
Last night the pair and a large group of friends sparked one at their table at Dolce in LA.
They hoped to be concealed in a more secluded patio area of the eatery, but smoke billowed into the main room of the restaurant. Ashlee and Pete’s fun was snuffed out when other restaurant patrons tattled to the staff’s that someone "was smoking marijuana". Reefer madness!
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Ashlee’s identity crisis
Ashlee’s a rip-off artist, a mimic — who is she really? She can switch from sportin’ Daisy Dukes in a blatant ode to big sister Jessica, as she did a few days ago, to perfectly capturing the homeless slouch of an Olsen twin the next day.
Another night’s disguise? Almost pulling a Britney as she exited a car! With the numerous surgical "enhancements" she’s received lately, it’s getting harder to even recognize her!
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The lost Olsen twin?
Ashlee Simpson does that Olsen homeless look perfectly… right down to the chipped black nail polish! A for effort!
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Ashlee buys facial parts, rearranges them
Is there yet another new form to Ashlee? The reported plastic surgery addict is barely recognizable these days! Let’s play "guess the recent surgery"…
My pick: chin! Your turn!
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Simpson twins?
Same lipstick… same hair waves and extensions… Ashlee and Jessica have finally morphed into the same person! Is this part of Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson’s master plan?
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Separated at Birth
Some unexpected cross-gender separated at birth pairs from City Rag:
That platinum thrashed look… Ashlee Simpson is the new David Lee Roth!
Jake and k.d. both have that cross-gender flirtatious look…
Carrot Top is the female version of Danny Bonaduce!
