'Britney Spears' Category
Britney would never make it as a stripper
Sources say Britney’s trailer park chaos reigned at the video shoot so classy she had to finance it herself.
An onlooker said: "She was completely uncooperative and left everyone hanging about when she went for an hour’s massage — twice. She just didn’t want to cooperate and was snotty and rude to everyone — behaving like a complete and utter spoiled brat."
"She didn’t eat or drink anything other than can after can of Red Bull. She could have drank 20 of them all told.’
And she fell apart in her half-assed attempt to wrap her tree trunk legs around the little stripper pole.
"You could see she was getting a bit wobbly but no one expected her to throw a complete fit. Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically. All her make-up had run."
Nice hole in the stocking. Britney’s going through a teenage "goth phase"!
Source: News of the World
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Another day, another hat
Britney just can’t get enough… of Del Taco!
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Britney needs a stylist
Mad Hatter Britney left a dance studio in this vomit inducing colorful outfit gripping tightly onto a Red Bull — her drink of choice!
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Don’t believe the Justin-Britney reunion buzz
He’s not feeling it anymore! Nice touch — using the razor. Cold.
Meanwhile his ego continues to inflate out of control, as he tells GQ that McDonald’s “market share went up 25 percent when I walked into those offices and changed their image" but that he "regrets the McDonald’s deal". Bringing sexy back, earning billions just by entering a room… what’s next… Vegas?
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Britney enjoys getting naked
Naked Juice… to wash the antidepressants down! Brit wore an extreme mini and one of her hundreds of hats for Easter — no word on her panties status. The boys stayed with her for the weekend — no wonder she was in a manic upswing mood as she shopped while leaving them at home!
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Britney needs a bib
Britney exited Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse Wednesday wearing clothes three sizes too small and with an enormous stain on her shirt from spilling. She’s regressing… at this rate, she’ll be playing alongside her kids in the sandbox a month from now!
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Celebrity Feud of the Day
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Even though she’s become a mainstream corporate sellout, Avril still tries to maintain her "punk" Hot Topic image that’ll keep those records selling when she gets a chance.
Now she’s cutting down Britney to gain a little cred. What an easy target! She sneers to London’s Mirror: “What’s happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person. If you want a piece of this business you have to be able to deal with it."
“You can’t complain about the pressures, the paparazzi, the madness because that’s the job.”
Britney had a response but she was busy trying on new wigs and then forgot what she was going to say…
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Brown eyes blue
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Britney followed the sneaky technique of fellow party hoppers Paris Hilton and Cameron Diaz and wore blue contacts over her naturally brown eyes on a trip to the hairdresser, where she was already trying to get more extensions put in. …wish she’d just rock the bald and stop sweating her appearance so much!
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Britney likes to play dress up
It’s been a kaleidoscope of costumes for Britney since falling out of rehab.
First, she shopped for intimates to cover the bald eagle at Victoria’s Secret dressed as a ditzy Southern belle in Kurt Cobain’s sunglasses. Only she knows the symbolism of pretending to be Scarlett O’Hara for an afternoon!
Then… for the scary trip to the hospital for a few hours… which her manager claims was merely for a toothache, she went part gangster, part frilly tea party, just in case.
Did she watch Bogart films in rehab? She channeled a private dick for a stroll through the throngs of photogs on her way to a local dance studio.
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Look out world, Britney’s back
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Out of rehab and it feels so goood!
She checked out of Promises "after successfully completing their program," Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, said in a statement released by Jive Records late Tuesday. Too bad it was only a month when most people stay six weeks!
Her next hurdle? Friends report Federline is keeping the children full time for now, keeping Brit on a short leash!
