'Comedy' Category
Geraldo rips O’Reilly a new one
Finally… someone stands up to him! Veins pop in O’Reilly’s neck as Geraldo points out how he unfairly characterizes illegal aliens. It looks like he’s going to shoot fire from his ass…
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Please don’t squeeze the Coulter
… because she may not smell April fresh!
Source: Jossip
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Do you want to play with Bobby Trendy?
Now’s your chance to lipstick and rouge him as you like! The Bobby Trendy doll is aflutter in taffeta and fab-ulousness!
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“The Vagina Monologues” is in town!
That’s the actual excuse for this ad for River City Bagel & Bakery in Boise, Idaho, which ran in the Boise Weekly.
Do they have bald bagels? Wonder what the cream cheese is like there?
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Everything’s bigger Down Under
Russell wishes curious onlookers G-Day as he sports super-sized son Charlie on wheels!
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Band wants disc to reek of rotting meat
Obscure metal band The County Medical Examiners wants to expand the usual CD-listening experience to include other senses.
In what is sure to be a new fad in Hollywood, they’re using the latest scratch-and-sniff technology to give their new album the whiff of rotting meat!
Frontman Morton Fairbanks explains, "Sony has this technology that allows you to infuse scents into a CD, and they finally agreed to do one that smells like rotten meat… The album’s gonna stink."
Imagine the possibilities! A Britney CD that smells like fried chicken and a Jessica Simpson disc that reeks of cheese… marketing genius!
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Life imitates art imitates life
It’s Art Week in New York so the city is overrun with wacky innovative artist types. Strangest item of the week: a can of excrement that sold for $96,000! Late Italian artist Piero Manzoni’s 1961 box of crap called "Merda d’artista no. 19" sold yesterday for even more than people had expected!
The piece is one of 60 cans into which the eccentric Italian defecated in 1961 and which is now called "art" along with Warhol’s toenail clippings.
Hopefully there’s nothing like that from Britney… or someone would be demanding half a million dollars for it on eBay!
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Nobody tells a Wookie what to do
If you’re a tourist to the Los Angeles area, hold onto your camera as you approach Grauman’s Chinese Theater… you might get mugged by Elmo!
Chewbacca, Superman and other costumed characters roam the area to give a thrill to tourists. Unfortunately, these out of work actors are also giving a scare to some with "aggressive panhandling"!
Elmo and Mr. Incredible have been arrested in the past for pressuring tourists for money. The latest to be taken away in cuffs is huge furry Chewbacca, who harassed two Japanese tourists.
"Nobody tells this Wookie what to do!" Chewie said before slamming his head into a tour guide’s forehead. The 6-foot, 5-inch-tall man was charged on Friday with misdemeanor battery and later released on $20,000 bail.
Where does Chewie put the money anyway? Does he use it for grooming supplies?
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Almost as good as the Super Bowl
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TV host Maria Menunos sneers like a linebacker but is about to hit the dirt hard at the Celebrity Beach Bowl in Miami Beach!
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Katherine McPhee likes to use mayonnaise
Katherine and Rachel Ray wish they could put the gloppy white stuff on their ______________ but instead they just use it _______________.
