'Courtney Love' Category
Quotes of the Day
"My mom made me go to a Britney Spears concert when I was young. And I was like, ‘No, I don’t want to!’ she was like, ‘You’re going to be a performer, you need to see other people.’ "
– Avril Lavigne muses on early traumas in her Canadian childhood.
"Under these blonde highlights I consider myself a pretty tough person. So don’t cry for me, Argentina."
– Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants you to know she doesn’t feud with Rosie and she has hopeless fantasies of being the next Madonna!
•"[It] looks like the one god gave me so im happy not to have crazy lips and a crazy teensy unnatural little nose."
– Courtney Love’s in denial about the number of times she’s gone under the knife over the years!
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Courtney’s still in Hawaii
Word got to her through her publicist that her beach body’s being featured in blogs, so girlfriend is making sure to flaunt it at every opportunity! She’s a walking advertisement for Tara Reid’s lumpy liposuction plastic surgeon!
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When did Courtney get so scary-skinny?
Looks like Love used the same plastic surgeon who f-ed up Tara Reid’s liposuction! She scared people on a Hawaiian beach yesterday with her skeletor appearance. Too bad the doc couldn’t do anything to help her rear view!
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Courtney is Bruce’s birthday present
Bruce Wilis turned 52 last week and his present was making out with/groping Courtney Love in a crowded club. That’s his idea of a celebration — sucking up on those silicone bags?
Willis and Love were seen smacking lips for hours at the Roxy where Amy Winehouse was performing. "They were full-on making out," a witness told New York Daily News. Sources say Willis chose Courtney after Winehouse turned him down. Sloppy seconds — Bruce really knows how to choose them!
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Does Courteney own a comb?
Coco might need a shower… she showed up with her mom at a West Hollywood café looking a little dirt-y!
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Courtney’s big fake nip slip
Courtney loves to show off the girls! She must have been on the prowl for some skinny rocker to love last night, because her big balloons were bulging out! Check out the NSFW, if you dare brave the droopies!
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Courtney Loves to make up stories
So the story that Courtney’s been spreading around about being asked to replace Paula on "Idol" is another one of her delusional fantasies. Big surprise!
The official word? "The judges are Paula, Randy and Simon. We have no plans to add to or replace any of them." Paula must be relieved her "wackiness" is being tolerated!
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From one incoherent rambler to another
Are "American Idol" producers desperate to dump wacked out of her mind Paula? And are they just twisted enough to replace her with someone even more out of it?
Courtney Love has been bragging to Us Weekly that "Idol" executive producer Nigel Lythgoe called her office last week inquiring about whether she would be interested in sitting in as a judge next to Simon.
"He called," Love boasted. "He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant."
Is this a permanent shift on the show? A source reveals that Lythgoe wants Love to "replace Paula." Simon has met his match!
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Pete Burns finally looked in a mirror
Dead Or Alive singer Pete Burns is suing his plastic surgeon for making him look "physically repulsive"… he’s finally noticed?
The U.K. "Celebrity Big Brother" star claims Dr Maurizio Viel botched his lip augmentation, and his lawyers have now issued High Court proceedings citing side effects such as painful swelling, blisters, heavy discharge, and an inability to eat, drink or speak.
The damage was so bad doctors have since warned him his lips may need to be amputated!
"What happened to me after a series of injections was far worse than any nightmare I could have envisioned," he said. "Not only was it agonizingly painful but it was physically repulsive in the extreme. It was impossible to lead any life whatsoever. I was unable to leave my house as I was so distorted with swelling and I might begin to discharge yellow pus that was coming from the holes in my face."
Is that Courtney Love’s fate? She won’t be able to handle not talking!
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Sharing the Love
OK Courtney… Now we’ll go get a spray on tan together so you can be on my Oompa Loompa team!
