'David Hasselhoff' Category
Odd Couple of the Day
The Hoff’s gone Vegas — these two should start an act together!
Dave and David… a tranny rock ‘n’ roll animal show with magic tricks and lots of glitter!
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Prince turns boys gay with his demonic phallus
The Janet Jackson nipple incident was small potatoes compared to the hysteria sweeping the nation from people who stared at Prince’s shadow demonic phallus during Superbowl halftime. Actual FCC complaints include:
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- It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet, as to show his siluette [sic] while his guitar showed a very phalic [sic] symbol coming from his below-midriff section. I am very offended and I would preffer [sic] not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.
- I find it highly unacceptable to have a family watching a sporting event only to find Prince stroking, manipulating and fondling his guitar behind the curtain. The image only made him look extremely large which made the rest of us feel small and unable to perform this evening.
They should hire Hasselhoff (sometimes known by his other name) to perform next year… he can turn the nation’s children celibate!
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Vegas and Hasselhoff — like chocolate and peanut butter
Hasselhoff is thriving playing a campy role in "The Producers" in Vegas. So much so that he’s moving there. Vegas is a perfect place for aging egomaniacs with leathery faces!
Hoff’s planning to move into a penthouse in a downtown high-rise and "we’re going to rename it the ‘Hoff’ Lofts," he said. Of course!
"I want to see how ‘The Producers’ goes. If it does well, and the people embrace Hasselhoff, I’ve already talked to Harrah’s about doing an after-hour show once or twice a week," he said. "’David Hasselhoff: The Musical’ in Las Vegas. It’s a fun, tongue-in-cheek show, with a Broadway set and a serious set."
Well why not? Carrot Top thrives there! Vegas is a home for wayward weirdos who need somewhere to perform besides their bedroom!
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The Hoff invades Vegas
David Hasselhoff is preparing to wow audiences with his rendition of the wacko playwright in "The Producers", and he’s wearing his sexiest dress to impress!
He tells Robin Leach: "I was trying to do the turns and I fell down. One of the best parts of the show is taking the heels off. I have no idea how women walk in those. I mean by the end of 20 minutes I am exhausted. It comes in around the first 38-40 minutes and then I am in for the rest."
"I am playing Hitler. I am playing Judy Garland, Liza Minnelli, and Ethel Merman; it is just nuts."
"You know the best part is that I can eat anything I want in this food city of Vegas. I can eat desserts and pasta because running around the stage under the lights in the costumes it just drips off of me. Especially wearing the dress."
