'General News' Category
Geraldo rips O’Reilly a new one
Finally… someone stands up to him! Veins pop in O’Reilly’s neck as Geraldo points out how he unfairly characterizes illegal aliens. It looks like he’s going to shoot fire from his ass…
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Can you believe this man runs the country?
Carl Rove, the man who owns the president’s ear, so much so that a movie, "Bush’s Brain", details his control over W — is just a dancing fool. Check out his rap routine at Wednesday’s Radio and Television CorrespondentsÂ’ Association dinner… then try not to lose your lunch after checking out his mad beats!
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Lucas is a promoting machine

George Lucas wants all Star Wars fans to drool over these mailboxes and longingly wait until more details about the promotion are announced March 28. We heard from an insider it’s a series of commemorative stamps!
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Sorry, Hillary. Oprah backs Obama

While on "Ellen" today, Big O admitted: "I’m feeling Barack. I don’t just love him. I respect him. I think he’s a fresh new voice in politics. I think what he can do for this country would be amazing."
Guess her longterm friendship with Hillary might be on the rocks!
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Van Halen not ready to squeeze into spandex

Van Halen is such a tease! Finally done with that unreal "Sammy Hagar fiasco", they stimulated fans with the welcome news that for the first time since ‘97, David Lee Roth was back in the fold for a new tour. But wait — don’t pull out your musty concert t-shirt just yet!
The tour, once expected to be a 40-city blowout with tickets to go on sale this weekend, has been postponed indefinitely.
Last time they reunited, Diamond Dave f-ed it up within moments of the announcement by ordering Eddie not to talk about personal issues such as his hip replacement. Eddie lashed out that Dave was rude and self-centered, causing the relationship between them to sour once again. What could Dave have said/done to irritate the guitar legend this time?
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Ricky’s finger does the talking
Ricky Martin has amped up his career with controversy after giving the finger to George Bush during a concert in San Juan, Puerto Rico last Friday.
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Martin, who sang and danced with Bush at the 2001 Inaugural Ball, says he’s changed his opinion about the President following the Iraq war.
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He refused to back down from the outrage surrounding his finger gesture: “My convictions of peace and life go beyond any government and political agenda and as long as I have a voice onstage and offstage, I will always condemn war and those who promulgate it.”
A less altruistic reason for the F you? When was the last time Ricky was in the headlines?
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XM and Sirius to make big satellite baby
XM and Sirius satellite radio just announced they’re joining forces to take over the satellite radio world. Why compete when it’s so much more fun to make babies?
The official corporate name has not yet been announced, but the merger has already brought together two people everyone said could never be joined — Howard (Sirius) and Oprah (XM)!
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Like, Global Warming’s just too hot, ok?

Cameron Diaz and Al Gore got together to spread the word about Live Earth, a 24-hour concert that will take place on seven continents July 7.
The concert blowout is part of Gore’s passion to raise awareness about global warming, which Diaz said "Affects every single one of us."
It’s getting hot in here! Are you taking off all your clothes?
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Experiment on blondes, not primates!
So you thought Chyna and the Barbi twins were all fluff and no grey matter, all T & A… no Q & A? Then you’ll be shocked to hear the Barbis gab like PhD candidates at this lively animal experimentation protest at UCLA!
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Apple dispute crunched
The Battle of the Fruit has finally ended: Apple Inc. has settled their almost 30-year battle with Beatles’ record company Apple Corps. over who owns the legal rights to the name "Apple", releasing a floodgate of Beatles music into iPods.

Apple Inc. will now own all trademarks relating to Apple and will license certain ones back to Apple Corps., so Beatles’ music, which has never been officially sold online, will soon be released via iTunes.
According to one source, "Making these songs available could spark a whole new outbreak of Beatlemania."
Even Steve Jobs had nothing but praise: "We love The Beatles, and it has been painful being at odds with them over these trademarks. It feels great to resolve this in a positive manner."
