'Katie Holmes' Category
Is Katie exposed in sudsy new novel?
Is Hollywood Car Wash — the new novel about a young TV star from the Midwest who enters into a "contracted relationship" — about Katie Holmes?
Author Lori Culwell gave the typical nonanswer: "I do know someone who knows her right now and might have given her the book.. I can’t discuss any relationship with Katie Holmes, but I am sorry that she’s upset about the book."
On her lawyer’s advice, Culwell wouldn’t tell TMZ whether or not she knows Holmes, but she does maintain the book is "all based on real stories," and that "the main character is based on a person that is never, ever going to talk to me again."
The plot? A girl who lands a TV pilot and is forced to lose weight and completely change her appearance to be more marketable — including "new teeth, blonder hair, and a megastar boyfriend with a big secret." Does this mean we’re finally going to uncover whether Tom wears a girdle?
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Do they feed her at Tom’s mansion?
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Katie must be getting diet tips from close pal Victoria Beckham!
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Aliens don’t like to get pinched
Suri sported a green kilt on St. Patty’s Day. Where’s Tom’s spot of the Irish? Green thong briefs?
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Trouble in Tomland?
Katie and Suri won’t even look at Tom at a recent photo op basketball game, while Tom seems frozen in anxiety… is their marriage really a sham as several inside peeps are reporting?
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Katie’s Stepford Wife transformation complete
Katie shocked onlookers at the Vanity Fair Oscar party with her timid behavior.
The once bubbly Katie was silent the whole night, following Tom and standing silent as he talked. Messiah Tom led her around by the hand, pulling her back and forth while he mingled. Was she recently chained to an all-day "obey your husband" Scientology seminar? Their marriage is getting more and more scary!
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Fashion Disaster of the Day
Katie is not afraid to show the world she goes to parties honoring Mary J. Blige still wearing her alien lung cover!
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Quote of the Day
"I am very grateful. Tom makes me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world and has since the day I met him. I love being with him. I love calling him husband."
– Katie hasn’t been programmed to call him "Messiah" yet?
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Victoria and Katie do Paris fashion
"I’ll play Princess Tinkerbell and you be the man tonight, Katie! Just strap it on… like Tom does?"
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When celebs sucked their thumbs
And now we’re going back… waay back to when grown-up celebs picked their noses and skinned their knees… were they different then from now?
Little Katie Holmes looks fearful, as if she knows she’s going to encounter aliens later in life…
Jennifer Lopez looks exactly the same… was she ever a child or did she pop out a diva?
Demi rocked the nerdy look…and would have hung out in the lunchroom with Manson!
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Bjork was a serious artist with a bowl haircut… while Paul looks mischievious!
While of course Paris has always promoted herself!
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Scientology clones eat dinner too
Wearing identical tans and glazed stares, Posh and Katie share a dinner date at the Ivy Tuesday. Posh is wearing the latest in bed spread fashion, while Katie covers every inch of skin as her "advisor" suggested!
