'Kirsten Dunst' Category
Kirsten wants the whole world to be stoned
Kirsten’s up to her usual spaced-out antics, telling a British paper she’s a pothead:
- "I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. I’ve never been a major smoker, but I think America’s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean, are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place."
Meanwhile, Johnny Borrell, the latest guy she’s been slobbering all over, got sober one day and dumped her.
A source told the News of the World: "Johnny and Kirsten spent all their time together. Kirsten even made herself at home in Johnny’s London pad. But now Johnny has realized she’s not the one for him. He dumped her at the weekend and has gone back to his old girlfriend." The pot must have worn off!
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Kirsten stumbles out of bed, terrifies locals
Dunst is fitting right in to the laid-back scene in London, where she’s shacking up with her current rocker boy. Croissant, cigarette and coffee — Kirsten’s three C’s!
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Fashion Disaster of the Day
Kirsten Dunst flaunts new English boyfriend Johnny Borrell everywhere she goes and has a new fashion attitude to go along with her spanking fresh new life: English street urchin/slutty banana!
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Kirsten Dunst left U.S for new boyfriend
Kirsten Dunst has gone groupie… ful time. She’s fallen hard for Johnny Borrell, the guy she met and slobbered all over at the SXSW festival. When his band Razorlight returned to England, she couldn’t be separated from him, so she’s moved into his London home! No more Dunst in the U.S. Can you smell it?
A source told the Sun: "This relationship is the real thing. She has been following him around like a lovesick puppy. When the band returned to Britain… they hated being apart and on Friday she flew to London to move into his flat. No one is sure how long she will be here for. She is filming in Europe soon so she could be in London a fair bit."
All this would sound great for residents of the U.S…. except Dunst hasn’t held onto a guy since she convinced Gyllenhaal to stick around for a few years!
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This is not a dream
Dunst snaggletoothed her way into winning Female Star of the Year at Showest in Vegas… because "Marie Antoinette" was such a triumph!
She told reporters at the event that even though she’s starred in three Spider-Man movies, she’s no comic-book fan: "I was super girly. I was all about Barbie, Rainbow Brite, Fraggle Rock. No comic books for me."
And she says F you to anyone who doubts she can play Blondie’s Debbie Harry in an upcoming movie! "She chose me. So anyone who disputes that choice can take it up with her."
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Mischa parties, pukes, parties
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Who knew Mischa was a street performer? She threw up outside the bar while partying at New York’s the Anchor with pals Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Kirsten Drunkst, stood up, brushed the crud from hair, walked inside and kept on drinking!
"They were partying, going crazy," according to a source. "At one point Mischa suddenly ran out the door and threw up outside. Jamie-Lynn ran outside after her, but it wasn’t a big deal. They were laughing. They just went back inside and continued to party."
Booze after a puke appetizer… nice!
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Drew has little girl fantasies
Drew whines to Glamour mag: “I don’t have that component in ‘my brain and in my memory as data of how a relationship with a man is supposed to function.” FYI Drew… rule number one: don’t dress to attract pedophiles!
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She has vague hopes for the future: “I know that my thirties are going to be better than the twenties as far as my handle on relationships." Given that her ex Fab is now stuck on snaggletooth Dunst, Drew must not be too hot to handle!
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Kirsten’s beach bod is washed-out
Kirsten’s white as a ghost body looks like its been locked in a dungeon for years. What number sunblock does she use… 50? Anything to keep that radiant glow pasty dullness intact!
Kirsten has a witty, clever method of showing interested peeps her Carl Sagan reading material!
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Dunst freaked out at Oscars
Why does Dunst even get invited to Red Carpet events?
She was asked to present an award but It became clear that she couldn’t handle the job.
An Us Weekly source overheard her griping to a friend inside the auditorium. "I don’t feel really relaxed, I don’t want to spill water on this dress or you can see through it.” She just noticed that?
She then started stressing her upcoming presenting duties.
“I want to get this over with so I can go relax,” she told her friend. “I can’t f**k up my speech. I am presenting Best Screenplay and it will be career suicide if I f**k it up! I really need water. I just want to get out of here already!"
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Kirsten got wasted at the Oscars
After her nervous freakout earlier in the night, Dunst hung out after the Oscars getting tanked with brother Christian. Kirsten is all about the free booze!
