'Lindsay Lohan' Category
Nicole looks good by comparison
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Now that her so yesterday DUI looks as tiny as her frame in comparison to out of control Lindsay, Nicole donned bugeyed sunglasses to receive her sentence of four days in County Jail. Doting father to be Joel completed the ensemble with funeral parlor chic.
Four days. And she probably won’t even mind starving herself in her cell like Paris did!
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Kimberly Stewart has dirty feet
Tommy Lee, who will jump on anything, may be getting his heart stomped by Rod Stewart’s evil spawn Kimbo. The aging rocker went to great lengths to impress the teenager, including attempting to land a helicopter in her back yard, a slick move dad Rod Stewart wrote down for future use, gushing: "I’ve tried some maneuvres in my time to pursue a woman, but I’ve got to admit this is a pretty strong move. Attempting to land a helicopter in my garden just to impress my daughter is quite something!"
Is Tommy’s extravagant waste of fuel worth it? Days after their giggle-fest, Kim was spotted half naked in a parking lot with Lindsay’s ex, Callum Best. Were they having British tea, LA style… which involves body shots?
Source: Femalefirst U.K.
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Add kidnapping and carjacking to the list
The stink swirling around Lindsay’s recent debacle is overflowing. As further details of her drunken night emerge, Lohan’s kindergarten excuses — "They weren’t my pants"… "I wasn’t driving" — are looking more ridiculous by the day.
Turns out she kidnapped two guys who were friends of terrified assistant Tarin Graham’s boyfriend. Yes, Lindsay will stop at nothing to get to her prey, including taking someone else’s car and forcing them to go along for the ride!
Femalefirst U.K. breaks it down: "Nigro, Sutter and Blake had been waiting in Nigro’s GMC Denali car for Graham’s boyfriend to drive them home."
"In an emotional state, Lohan - whose assistant told her she was quitting during their heated exchange before driving off alone in her own car - jumped in the driver’s seat, started the engine and gave chase."
"A panicked Blake jumped out of the vehicle and claims Lindsay carried on driving, running over his foot."
"The 21-year-old star followed Graham onto Malibu’s Pacific Coast Highway, at which point Nigro told gossip website TMZ.com he tried to grab the wheel, prompting Lohan to say, ‘If you touch me I’ll sue you ‘".
This should finally send Lohan to the slammer!
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Lindsay thinks she’s a slutty princess
She stumbled out of Katsuya restaurant looking wasted and with her blouse unbuttoned Wednesday night. What’s with the freckled display — didn’t get enough headlines for one night?
It’s moments like this that reveal how perfect she’d be for the role of Princess Diana, which she’s said to be angling for, telling In Touch Weekly:
“It would be fantastic to play her. She gave back a lot and was such an amazing woman.” And managed all that without flaunting the freckles for photogs!
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Celebrity Feud of the Day
Realizing two bubbleheads can make a bigger pop than one can alone, Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan ended their long-standing fued — remember Aaron Carter? – so they can better antagonize Paris and Nicole!
The new buds have been hanging out a lot lately, and have been regressing back to junior high to tear down their rivals.
Last week, they were together at Teddy’s, where they danced and, at one point, even kissed each other’s hands. Hilary laughed when Lindsay climbed on a banquette to mimic Paris when one of her songs came on. Then, in a panic, they rushed to the bathroom for a gossip session when Duff’s ex Joel Madden arrived with Nicole. Wonder how long this terrible twosome will last?
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Hayden’s not a Lindsay fan
Hayden Panettiere was working a scandalous see-through mini dress at hotspot L Scorpion last night with "Heroes" co-stars Milo Ventimiglia and Leonard Roberts when an onlooker mistook her for Lindsay and shouted out, "Give ‘em hell Lindsay!"
That was the wrong thing to say to this cheerleader! Her cutie-pie routine was interrupted and Hayden stopped and screamed at the fan: "Don’t ever call me that again!"
The fan called her Lindsay again, but was stopped by a photographer before Hayden could rip the Lohan pictures from the terrified fan’s fingers. Can’t imagine why Hayden wouldn’t want to be mistaken for a barely-rehabbed Strawberry Quik ho!
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Lindsay bares her soul in GQ
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Lindsay showed up for the photo shoot for her latest GQ cover, but she didn’t bother to give a live interview. They were forced to ask questions via her Blackberry. Nice effort, Lohan!
Needless to say, her answers were typed between snorts and shots. When asked about playing poker, Lindsay thumbed, "I just emailed my friend sara pantera saying I’m going to start playing poker again! I bought two puppies today!"
Then the topic of cats came up, and Lindsay texted, "Cats scare me. I just think of bad luck from black ones like I had in ‘Just My Luck’! I need a boyfriend. Geez."
And for the finale, interviewer Marshall Sella asked Lindsay what the happiest moment of her life was. She wrote back, "Gotta think sex scene today" and never wrote back again. So deep… the mind of Lohan… like an empty sieve!
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She insisted in including her favorite snorting mirror in the shoot!
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Lohan’s blowing off sobriety
Lindsay was a big drunken mess at DJ AM’s 34th birthday bash at club LAX over the weekend. But she made sure to bring her everpresent bottle of water… just to fool photogs!
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Lindsay got a little confused in rehab
They said to heal your inner child, not turn into a Malibu Barbie!
Sooo glad she was wearing shorts!
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Petra Nemcova reads blogs, dumps Blunt
Petra Nemcova must have been reading gossip rags about boyfriend James Blunt’s activities, because she just found out he’s the latest boytoy of manstealer Lindsay Lohan and dumped him! James… how could you? Talk about giving up sushi for a bologna sandwich!
Did she read this MSNBC report?
- The crooner and the “Mean Girls” star were spotted leaving a Hollywood nightclub together. Lohan tried to hide from onlookers under her coat — and fan sites about the starlet are buzzing that they spent the night at Lohan’s place. Blunt has most recently been linked with model Petra Nemcova — and Lindsay with a slew of men, from Jude Law to Calum Best — but gushes one fan, “[Blunt and Lohan] are even being called a couple now.”’
A positive aspect of the scenario: Petra’s single now!
