'Lindsay Lohan' Category
Lindsay gets revenge and steals Paris’ ex
Lindsay and Paris have had an on/off friendship for months now… mostly off. Paris still mocks Lindsay and screams "Firecrotch" at parties while wasted. What better revenge for Lindsay than to snag Paris’ most reliable on/off boyfriend — Stavros NIarchos?
It looks like she has… they spent the entire weekend at Lindsay’s place at Chateau Marmont… always careful to have Stavros hiding in the backseat. They must fear the wrath of Paris’ claws!
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Paris does the chicken dance

She’s steaming mad about ex Stavros’s ongoing hookup with frenemy Lindsay Lohan. So what does Paris do over the weekend? Her version of dancing, of course… at Hefner’s Playboy party at Pure in Vegas, where she wiggled it like a bunny in heat!
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Lindsay wears control tops

Lohan flashed her old lady nylons while pounding Red Bull and smoking.
See the shaved firecrotch in action NSFW… in an inkling!
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Wilmer sings a love song for Lindsay
Willmer still wants Lindsay… after all this time… and she dumped him in a room full of clubgoers!
Lindsay was partying at nightlife empresario Unik’s bash when her ex walked in at 2:30 a.m.
An eyewitness reports: Valderrama “tried to talk to her, but she didn’t have much time for him. Then he grabbed a microphone and said, ‘Lindsay, this is for you.’"
In front of the packed house, he sang the lyrics from Matchbox 20’s "Back 2 Good:"
Just stand there/I could say so much
But I don’t go there cuz I don’t want to I was thinking if you were lonely Maybe we could leave here and no one would know
… I’m lonely now and I don’t know how to get it back to good.
After the song, LL swigged on a Red Bull and screamed "It’s too late!"
"Wilmer tried to take it like a man," says the clubgoer. "But he left a few minutes later.”
Maneater!
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Did rehab help Lohan at all?

Lindsay continued her "Rehab… what rehab?" tour of day and night partying in New York City last week. She clubbed it every single night, spinning tunes, dancing and drinking "water" until the wee hours.
Even more scary… she’s morphing into mom Dina more and more every day!
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No teary reunion with daddy for Lindsay
Lindsay doesn’t want a reunion with her recently released jailbird father. She’s even afraid he’s going to crash her parties.

Owners of Plumm nightclub in Manhattan posted extra security to keep Michael Lohan from slipping through last night, and gave a photo of him to the door people, in case he tried to sneak his way in.
A source says it was "intense and nervewracking" for Lohan, and she felt so stressed that she actually objected to having her picture taken, telling the crowd, "Listen, motherf**kers, if I see one more f**king flashbulb go off, I’m going to stop the music and I’m out of here." The threat was met with utter silence: "You could hear a pin drop afterwards in the packed crowd."

Meanwhile Lindsay went on to make the most of her evening with warm smooches from model May Anderson!
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How does Lindsay still have a driver’s license?

How many accidents has she been in in the last year? In some alternative universe, its OK for Lindsay Lohan to have a license and torture innocent pedestrians with her careless bumbling.
The latest incident: she recently exited a club raging drunk, ran over a photographer’s foot, and then accused him of faking it when he was writhing on the ground.
Police are bringing her in for "questioning"… how about just taking away her license… for life?
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Linds feels like a princess today

That capelet is making me dizzy!
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Introducing long blonde Lindsay

Lindsay’s gotten a little… intense since leaving rehab!

Don’t look… she’ll turn you to stone!
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Fashion Disaster of the Day

Didn’t Lindsay learn anything in rehab?