'Mischa Barton' Category
Mischa glams up for a night on the town
Mischa looks like she’s prepped for a wet t-shirt contest as she exits Mr. Chow for a night of clubbing with porn actress of the moment Kim Kardashian. Why the spaced out smile — did she win a free pitcher of beer?
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Mischa parties, pukes, parties
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Who knew Mischa was a street performer? She threw up outside the bar while partying at New York’s the Anchor with pals Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Kirsten Drunkst, stood up, brushed the crud from hair, walked inside and kept on drinking!
"They were partying, going crazy," according to a source. "At one point Mischa suddenly ran out the door and threw up outside. Jamie-Lynn ran outside after her, but it wasn’t a big deal. They were laughing. They just went back inside and continued to party."
Booze after a puke appetizer… nice!
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Scarlett likes to dig in there
Scarlett says she hates being followed by photographers everywhere she goes — unlike party blow ho’s who tip ‘em off to increase camera time!
Her biggest regret? Not being able to pick her nose in peace. "All of a sudden you become very aware that you’re not alone any more and that the private nose-picking moment you thought you were having is not private."
Don’t sweat it Scarlett… the Hollywood Hills are filled with nose pickers who don’t care who sees them!
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Mischa nearly pulls a Britney
Mischa used the purse defense to avoid showing her goodies as she exited…
Too bad she didn’t spend the same attention protecting her ass!
Her absentmindedness continued after brunching at La Conversation in West Hollywood — witnesses laughed as she nearly forgot that her dog was tied up in front of the restaurant!
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Did Cisco dump Mischa over her partying?
Sources tell the Enquirer Cisco dumped Mischa — not the other way around, as her camp has been spinning. According to a source, the photo had nothing to do with it: "She knew Cisco and Paris once had a relationship. Mischa is crazy about Cisco, she forgave him. Cisco broke up with her. She’s just too much of a partier. He tried to get her to tone it down and even talked to her friends about reining her in. But nothing worked - even after her sister went into rehab."
"Cisco hoped Hania’s problem would be a wakeup call to Mischa — but it hasn’t been."
The source adds Mischa’s partying got worse after she ended the grueling hours of being on a TV show. "Mischa’s been down since producers killed off her character on "The O.C." and the show was canceled."
"She’s had a lot of time on her hands and has filled it with late-night Hollywood parties. It was finally too much even for Cisco to handle - and now Mischa is devastated."
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Too much partying for Cisco? Mischa must be a wild woman!
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Stepping out from rehab
They start young in Hollywood! Mischa’s younger sis Hania has been going through the rehab ordeal lately after New Year’s Eve pics surfaced of her dancing around with white powder all over her tongue. Bad form!
Prescription painkillers while in high school… just keep her away from Lohan, who wears the same sobriety chip as a fashion statement!
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In an alternative universe, Mischa is a lawyer
Mischa’s a Brit snob, Madonna-Gwyneth style. Even though she left London at age five, she acts like it was yesterday.
The fantasy doesn’t end there! "I’m so proud of my roots. I feel very English and if we’d stayed in London I’d probably be a lawyer now." A lawyer with butt cleavage… uh-huh!
Barton even keeps her home stocked with tastes of England, in case Nicole or Paris want to come over for tea parties and scones. "In my house you wouldn’t know that we weren’t in England. I have Lucozade and Ribena in my fridge, and Marmite and Weetabix on the cupboard." Why doesn’t she just add a butler and a Bentley and go the whole way?
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Fashion Disaster of the Day
Marcia, Marcia. Have you been smoking the funny stuff again? Groovy vest and platforms!
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Cisco’s out… Nicole’s in
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Now that Cisco is history, Mischa is reaching out to old friends, like Nicole. Even though they haven’t hung out in months, they had a blast over the weekend.
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Mischa had a minor fender bender in Nicole’s car as "California Dreamin’" blared from the car stereo. After the crash, she leapt out of the car with: "Sir, are we ok? Because we’re blocking traffic."
To cheer up, she and Nicole visited a pet store and nuzzled the puppies and kittens…
And Nicole took the wheel from accident-prone Barton to cruise home!
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Fashion Disaster of the Day
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Mischa, Mischa. Burnt out in a red lace doily is barely OK… but those grandma shoes!?
