'Nicole Richie' Category
Nicole looks good by comparison
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Now that her so yesterday DUI looks as tiny as her frame in comparison to out of control Lindsay, Nicole donned bugeyed sunglasses to receive her sentence of four days in County Jail. Doting father to be Joel completed the ensemble with funeral parlor chic.
Four days. And she probably won’t even mind starving herself in her cell like Paris did!
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Can’t get enough of Paris and Nicole?
Check out the promo poster for the upcoming season of "The Simple Life" before it’s been photoshopped!
Source: Gallery of the Absurd
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Nicole’s gone bang-crazy
Strike one for the fugilicious rising Hollywood Bang trend… hope hers is a clip on!
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What’s up with Nicole?
Is she going through a muu muu faze… or just trying to differentiate herself from tight-dressed ho Hilton?
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Nicole primps for her closeup
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Despite the irreversible mental damage caused to overweight kids by their verbal abuse and terrible advice, Nicole and Paris are filming a "Simple Life" episode as fat camp counselors!
"Losing weight is simple, kids… do you know what a colonic is? Paris uses them to flush out all the fast food crud!"
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Good girl gone bad: Hilary fights back!
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The breakup with Joel as sent Hilary into a dirty girl spiral. She’s gone bad. So deliciously bad. She’s ready to fight, and it’s going to get ugly!
Her new album "Dignity" is due out next month and features specifics about her beef with Nicole, who Hilary seems to blame for the entire mess. The title track features lyrics including, "Where’s you dignity? I think you lost it in the Hollywood Hills. Can’t buy respect, but you can pick up that bill." The barbed song goes on, "Always with Mr Right, but when you have a fight/Run into your friend’s ex, he’s happy to be your next/Tomorrow’s paper’s coming out so kiss him fast, watch the cameras flash." Take that, Nicole!
"Gypsy Woman" stabs Nicole with: “She lets you think that you found her first. That’s how she works her sick and twisted gypsy curse. Talks with a grin ’cause she’s got no shame. Enjoy the fame, bringing down the family name.” Who knew Hilary could he so harsh?
Nicole’s going to have a blast responding on her myspace page!
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Nicole out of hospital already
Nicole is bright hued and careful not to pull a Britney getting out of the car with BF Joel a day after going to the hospital for "dehydration".
Some friendly advice:
Rock on with your prints on!
Sorry to use the word, but the black shoes are a little "heavy" with the colors.
Make sure hydrate wth lots of water at Mr. Chow…
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Cisco’s out… Nicole’s in
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Now that Cisco is history, Mischa is reaching out to old friends, like Nicole. Even though they haven’t hung out in months, they had a blast over the weekend.
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Mischa had a minor fender bender in Nicole’s car as "California Dreamin’" blared from the car stereo. After the crash, she leapt out of the car with: "Sir, are we ok? Because we’re blocking traffic."
To cheer up, she and Nicole visited a pet store and nuzzled the puppies and kittens…
And Nicole took the wheel from accident-prone Barton to cruise home!
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Jenner admits he’s fake in new interview
Brody Jenner is the sleaze of reality TV himbos — he admitted to Details magazine that he dated Nicole, Lauren, probably even Kristen Cavallari, just to improve his name recognition!
According to Details, Spencer Pratt, who titles himself Jenner’s "manager- slash- publicist-slash- agent-slash-stylist," said to Jenner, "Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You’ll be, like, a f**king hero to America."
Um… ok! Next, on the reality ho tour: Lauren Conrad! "Basically," Jenner tells Details, "I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on ‘The Hills’."
In a moment of douchbag unawareness, Jenner sneers at the Hollywood scene he’s such a big, phony part of. "This whole scene, this whole town – it’s so fake," he says. "It’s like a movie set, like my life is a movie set. These people, they all think it’s real, but it’s not."
And now that he’s already climbed the mountain of reality TV women: "I wanna meet a girl who has nothing to do with L.A., a nice, normal, real girl."
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Even that’s going to be part of a show! "Actually, you now, that’s gonna be a component of our new MTV show – me leaving L.A. to meet a normal girl. It might be hard, though, with all the cameras."
Especially now that the world knows what a dick the guy is!
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Nicole could ask Martha Stewart for advice
She’s once, twice, three times a f**k-up… well she only has two DUIs, but you get the idea. Nicole Richie may be facing an orange jumpsuit and less than friendly roommates.
She has now formally been charged with driving under the influence of alcohol. Because she already has a drink-driving conviction from June 2003 she faces up to a year in jail and a fine of $1,000.
Well let’s see if she can use her time there productively… she could start lifting weights or hire a ghostwriter to work on write another one of her entertaining novels!
