'Nicole Richie' Category
Joel does De Niro
Looking like he’d like to be cast in a remake of "Taxi Driver", Joel hung with still-going-strong galpal Nicole at the Zac Posen show yesterday at New York Fashion Week. This couple has staying power!
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Celebrity Feud of the Day
Mandy Moore is claiming her territory and taking a swipe at A.M.’s ex! She called Nicole "toothpick" in a recent interview… is he still longing for size 0? Rowwr! Mandys fighting back for all the fatasses, Tyra!
She told Seventeen magazine, "Oh, God! I’m happy to present this type of person. I’m not Nicole Richie. I’m not like a toothpick, and I never will be. I’m just a regular-looking person and that’s okay. It’s taken awhile to come to grips with that since it’s definitely not the norm in my business.
"But, like, who cares? If anything, that makes someone more special. Or at least that’s what I tell myself."
What is she, a size 4? Is that what’s considered huge in Hollywood these days?
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Is there anything left for Paris to expose?
Ok, we now know Paris has a drug kit Keith Richards would envy…
that she yells at Nicole, "You don’t eat it; you snort it!" and stands around talking about coke with guys wearing it on their chest hair…
And that she takes Valtrex for herpes! Aren’t you glad you glanced at Paris’ dirty undies?
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Nicole to terrorize fat kids
Great idea… she’ll poke her bony fingers at the kids and dispense laxatives!
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Brody’s a reality show publicity ho
Lohan is busy slutting it up, even in rehab. She checked into Wonderland Jan. 18 to deal with her addictive personality and has been using the time to flirt with Brody Jenner, who’s so desperate for publicity he has starred in a reality show, and pushed his way into the lives of three other reality show women: Kristin Cavallari, Loren Conrad, and Nicole Richie, even smooth-talking his way onto episodes of "The Hills" for extra points!
He should get all the media attention he wants with Lohan!
According to Us Weekly, Lohan got horny inside the facility and sent Jenner a text message Saturday night, claiming all she wanted was "McDonald’s and sex."
When asked if he hooked up with Lohan, Jenner said, "Sorry, dude. I don’t text and tell." Mysterious, dude… you know how to keep them guessing!
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Fashion Disaster of the Day
Yesterday Paris had a busy damage control to-do list:
1. Prod her attorneys to file the lawsuit that shut down the parisexposed website.
2. Go to Mr. Chow’s with Nicole disguised as a waiter in tacky stretch-pants, so no one will shout lines from her home-made porn movies at her everywhere she goes.
Too bad Nicole wore the brightest most garish dress in LA and foiled Paris’ incognito guise! Oh well, She can always pull off a cat burglary on the way home for kicks… knowing her she’d videotape that too and leave it in some storage without paying!
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Who wants to be the next Nicole Richie?
Bony clavicle alert! Newlywed Nikki Cox ,with husband Jay Mohr, looks well on track to take over the gaping skeletal void Nicole left when she gained a few pounds!
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Joined at the hip
Nicole has gone blonde! At least she didn’t pick puke platinum like Mary-Kate Olsen…
Lately he’s been glued to new best friend Aussie actress Sophie Monk, who’s engaged to Joel Madden’s bro Benji. Is she trying to metamorphose into becoming Sophie’s twin… like Benji and Joel are with each other? She’s really going all-out to impress him!
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Kung Fu flamingo
Joel does "Karate Kid" poses like a gawky bird and rolls around in the sand with Nicole during their crazy Mexican getaway!
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Drinking buddies
Dressed in their usual outfits of boho hippie and Hot Topic wannabe, Nicole/Joel shared a romantic Mexican weekend and a table filled with drinks!
