'Oscars' Category
Oscar-nominated Quote of the Day
“The nicest buttocks in the world are in Ireland. Irish women are always carrying water on their heads, and are always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world.”
– Oscar nominee Peter O’Toole lives in an earlier century in his mind!Guess the pregnant celeb
Why didn’t Naomi just wear a t-shirt with a “baby on board” arrow on it?
Standing next to Nicole lettuce leaf Kidman is announcing her spermination the compare and contrast way!Kirsten got wasted at the Oscars
After her nervous freakout earlier in the night, Dunst hung out after the Oscars getting tanked with brother Christian. Kirsten is all about the free booze!
Oprah really, really enjoys the Oscars
Guess she’s an Ellen fan!
It’s a bird, it’s a plane…
They turned into a VW bug during their shadow reenactment of “Little Miss Sunshine” – and they ate Oscar host Ellen… then morphed into “Snakes on a Plane”.
So who were the flexible folks whose shadow dancing routines provided a little zip to a dull Oscars? They’re Pilobolus, a modern-dance troupe based out of Washington [...]Psst… your breath stinks
Gwyneth Paltrow comes out from behind her protective veil of hair long enough to breathe share a funny with Oscar fashion disaster Beyoncé.
All eyes on Al Gore at the Oscars
Who knew Al Gore’s documentary “An Inconvenient Truth” being nominated for an Oscar would lead to an an evening of “guess if he’s a presidential candidate”?
In an Oscars devoid of suspense, Al Gore provided the buzz.
In speech after speech he was showered with praise. Leonardo DiCaprio asked the question most directly in a comedy bit [...]
Scorcese ends 26-year dry spell
Cartoon-character brought to life Martin Scorcese was in shock. But still not speechless, of course. His mob drama won four awards, including Best Picture and his win as Best Director. The talkative genius had previously been dubbed a loser — this win took 26 years and eight losing nominations — six directing and two screenplay! [...]
Oscars Fashion Frenzy
This year’s Oscars was a well-run Ellen-fueled machine. The awards lauded obscure flicks like “Little Miss Sunshine”, finally noticed Scorcese, and featured Jack Black and Will Farrell hitting on Helen Mirren in a singing skit. And, of course, the fashion parade made a stir!
Eddie a sore loser?
Eddie Murphy exited the Oscars in a; huff shortly after losing Best Supporting Actor to Alan Arkin.
Thanks to the early exit, he didn’t see any of the “Dreamgirls” singing performances and missed out on Jennifer Hudson’s win for Best Supporting Actress. Smooth move, Eddie!
