'Paris Hilton' Category
Paris wants you to wear this
Paris unveiled the glitzy ’80s stylings of the Paris Hilton Sportswear Collection created for her by Dollhouse during the Directives West L.A. Over Easy Fall 2007 Juniors & Girls Fashion Show Tuesday in LA.
She must really hate her fans… if this is what she thinks they should wear! What are those pants made of… rubber?
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Can’t get enough of Paris and Nicole?
Check out the promo poster for the upcoming season of "The Simple Life" before it’s been photoshopped!
Source: Gallery of the Absurd
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Paris celebrates Easter
Paris recognized Easter the old fashioned way… by showing her saggy butt to photographers and squeezing a poor helpless bunny who will bite her when it gets the chance!
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Paris lost it at 15 to Randy Spelling
Randy Spelling must have lots of Lysol and anti-bacterial wash… he tells the New York Daily News he was the first to have sex with Paris Hilton!
"We were together for like two months. We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn’t check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma’s there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later."
Paris was sucking up to rich guys and lying about it even then!
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Lindsay gets revenge and steals Paris’ ex
Lindsay and Paris have had an on/off friendship for months now… mostly off. Paris still mocks Lindsay and screams "Firecrotch" at parties while wasted. What better revenge for Lindsay than to snag Paris’ most reliable on/off boyfriend — Stavros NIarchos?
It looks like she has… they spent the entire weekend at Lindsay’s place at Chateau Marmont… always careful to have Stavros hiding in the backseat. They must fear the wrath of Paris’ claws!
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Paris does the chicken dance
She’s steaming mad about ex Stavros’s ongoing hookup with frenemy Lindsay Lohan. So what does Paris do over the weekend? Her version of dancing, of course… at Hefner’s Playboy party at Pure in Vegas, where she wiggled it like a bunny in heat!
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Paris sucks as a model
She struts the runway like Miss Piggy in stilettos!
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Paris was even slutty on St. Pat’s Day
Paris is infecting another man with her love grip. This time it’s Ashlee Simpson’s ex, "Desperate Housewives" actor Josh Henderson.
She was all over him at a St. Patty’s Day party over the weekend where she wore the green, Hilton ho short-dress style. She giggled at every word he said, and she’s been dragging him around her photo ops lately. Looks like she has a new sucker boyfriend!
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What’s up with Nicole?
Is she going through a muu muu faze… or just trying to differentiate herself from tight-dressed ho Hilton?
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Nicole primps for her closeup
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Despite the irreversible mental damage caused to overweight kids by their verbal abuse and terrible advice, Nicole and Paris are filming a "Simple Life" episode as fat camp counselors!
"Losing weight is simple, kids… do you know what a colonic is? Paris uses them to flush out all the fast food crud!"
