'Paris Hilton' Category

Fashion Disaster of the Day

          

’80s flashback Paris is hardly a Thriller with her clip-on weave. Rumer Willis is really stooping these days!     
 
    

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March 16th, 2007

Paris has something to show you

        

Paris wants the world to know that contrary to recent rumors spawned by her childlike habit of stuffing her bra, she hasn’t bought herself a new pair of ta-tas. And because she’s Paris, the only way she can express herself is in a sleazy, ugly outfit.

While carrying pictures of herself.

         

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March 14th, 2007

Celebrity Feud of the Day

       

Suddenly the hair extension market is a bimbo hot spot. Paris is rivaling Jessica Simpson’s Hairdon’t line of nasty clip ons with her own unique offering: Dream Catchers. Because you know she’s feeling her Native American roots!

                    

Who is she trying to sell those things to? Little Miss Muffet?

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March 13th, 2007

Paris sluts it up for Burger King

               

Because she’s just got to have a hamlette sandwich and cheesy tots before the next colonic workout session!

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March 10th, 2007

Paris beats up old ladies

              

Paris spends so much time in clubs, she doesn’t know how to act around normal people anymore!

She was recently thrown out of a Beverly Hills market because she rammed an old lady with her cart.

When an elderly shopper momentarily blocked her, Paris slammed her cart into the woman’s and bitched: "That’s what you get for being rude and blocking the aisle!"

The lady fumed: "You’re the one who’s rude, slamming me with your cart!" Paris was quickly thrown out. I’m surprised she didn’t start a food fight, flinging Ding Dongs at anyone who gets in her way…

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March 7th, 2007

I’m Paris… fly me

                

Paris is really wigging out since being busted for violating probation! A ’60s stewardess get-up to visit her attorney?

Nice bulge! Does she have a scary happy "announcement" to make or is Paris just pigging out from stress?

          

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March 2nd, 2007

Could Paris finally be facing jail time?

         

Oops she did it again! Sporting an Oompa Loompa mafia wife look, Hilton violated the terms of her probation last night for driving on a suspended license, and she could actually face up to 90 days in jail this time.
 
Hilton’s recent DUI places her on 36 months probation. The one major condition: to "obey all laws." Good luck with that!

Last night, Hilton was stopped around 10:30 PM while speeding down Sunset Blvd. without headlights. Just another night for Paris! Deputies then discovered she was driving with a suspended license and arrested her. Wonder if she’ll have to blow the judge to get out of this one!

         

        

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February 28th, 2007

Cameron and Djimon party together

    

Cameron openly groped new fling Djimon Hounsou at an Patrick Whitesall’s Oscars afterparty… where they made out in front of several witnesses.

    

This is turning out to be a spicy hookup!

From a witness at the Whitesall bash:

• Paris was wasted drunk and had a fight with Stavros. He kept trying to walk away from her and she chased him down.
• Vince Vaughn showed up drunk with a big group of friends.
• Jessica Biel was handing out with Justin’s friend, club promoter Pantera Sarah.
• Lindsay was drinking water and smoking cigarettes. — Well, doesn’t she always pull out the water for photo ops?

     
    

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February 27th, 2007

Hos rush Oscars gift suites

If you’re not nominated for an Oscar, presenting an Oscar, or have anything to do with the Oscars at all… there’s still free swag!

Paris, Tara and other marginally talented scenesters mobbed the Oscars gift suites over the weekend, stuffing bags full of free gear just because they can!

    

Paris gazed at herself while she lusted after the jewelry.

 

Free stuff? Who do we have to blow hang out with?

       

Starring in an MTV reality show is good enough to get into pre-Oscars events these days!

        

Hayden rushes any suite that offers free shoes!

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February 26th, 2007

Hard to believe she’s a Hilton

       

Nicky’s a gamer! She and sweetie David Katzenberg played side by side at the Palms PlayStation Parlor in Vegas, holding hands during breaks.

She’s sliding along in a low-key relationship with solid guy — how could she be from the same gene pool?

                

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February 23rd, 2007