'Paula Adul' Category
Simon has a small package
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Paula spilled the beans about one of Simon’s "shortcomings" on Letterman last night. She giggled that she’d never do the nasty with Cowell because… “”his nickname is ‘Small Ben.’”
Guess Simon doesn’t have such a big head after all!
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Paw-la found someone she can relate to
Paula showed off her hot dance moves at a Hollywood benefit concert for the In Defense of Animals Fund Saturday.
Not just a slurring space case with effusive judging skills – Paula loves the furry guys! She hosted the event, which will help animal victims of disasters find new homes.
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Grammy fashion parade
The Grammys seemed pretty blah this year, with lots of fashion "don’ts" and few dresses that stood out.
Mandy Moore’s multiple personalities clashed in a flowery dress and S&M belt. Make up your mind!
Brooke Hogan was a bright, shiny, Marilyn Monroe-styled tranny for the evening. It’s not easy being green!
Paula Adul opted for a matronly dress that played cruel, sadistic tricks on her breasts. And she wants you to know she signed a waiver that she did not drink before, during, or after the event. But she may have taken a few pills. She can’t remember.
Hilary showed up looking a bit frazzled in the gold foil version of cheezy lingerie.
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Jennifer Hudson has represented for full-sized women during this awards season, but she went over the top as a ripe tomato in this bland dress.
Shakira’s old school-style prom dress didn’t mute the effect of her electric hair!
For once, Fergie looked pretty good compared with the rest of the pack!
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No wonder Simon’s such an asshole
Sourpuss Simon Cowell has squeezed a ton of cash out of the music industry but says he rarely listens to it and doesn’t even own an i Pod. He feels comfortable sneering at people’s singing and destryong their self-esteem though!
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His aritsts have sold 25 million albums and had 17 number one singles — helping pay for his 500 black t shirts and dubious haircuts. Yet Mr. Music Profiteer can’t bear to listen to it for fun.
He gripes, "I can go weeks without listening to music for pleasure. If you work at a fish and chip shop, it’s unlikely you’re going to eat fish and chips at night."
No wonder his artists mostly suck!
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Courtney Loves to make up stories
So the story that Courtney’s been spreading around about being asked to replace Paula on "Idol" is another one of her delusional fantasies. Big surprise!
The official word? "The judges are Paula, Randy and Simon. We have no plans to add to or replace any of them." Paula must be relieved her "wackiness" is being tolerated!
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She may be wasted, but she drinks water!
Taking a tip from Lindsay Lohan, Paula makes sure to lug a water bottle with her everywhere she goes, now that there’s constant chatter about her "erratic behavior"…
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Quote of the Day
"Fatigue and exhaustion just added to the whole thing looking so disoriented. But no alcohol and no drugs, absolutely no!"
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Quote of the Day
"Is that what America thinks is entertainment? To make fun of someone’s physical appearance and then when they leave the room laugh hysterically at them – three millionaires, one probably intoxicated… [Paula!!] The whole thing, it’s terribly sad to me."
– Rosie discussing how mean-spirited "American Idol" is this season. Guess stirring up controversy is working for her and "The View’s" ratings!
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Paula was “tired”
After her slurring, bizarre TV interview emerged last week, Paula canceled all her promotional Idol appearances for Friday… and her handlers began to spin her behavior.
According to them, tiredness and a minor throat infection — not powerful drugs– caused her to fidget, slur and roll her eyes.
The word from her flacks? “She was exhausted. This was at the end of three days of press (interviews and appearances), and she has had cameras following her around for a reality TV show too. She was sitting in a room with just a camera and a mic on, and the controllers dropped the sound twice, which is why she rolled her eyes. She never drinks. I have known Paula Abdul since she was 13, and I have never seen her drink ever in my life. And no, she is not on any kind of medication. She was a little tired.”
Apparently when Paula gets tired, she acts like she’s drunk!
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Paula still heavily medicated?
There was plenty of speculation during the last season of "Idol" that Paula was "on" something.
Well… Idol is back and Paula is more out there than ever! Check out this promo for the show! Does Simon like ‘em sloppy?
