'Reality TV' Category
Can’t get enough of Paris and Nicole?
Check out the promo poster for the upcoming season of "The Simple Life" before it’s been photoshopped!
Source: Gallery of the Absurd
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Ron Jeremy grabs one boob too many
For Ron Jeremy, it was one breast amongst hundreds that he grabs and signs on any given day.
To Leslie Sanchez, seen in the above photo, it was an unwanted shock. She said the porn king stuck his hands under her blouse, "reached inside her bra … grabbed her nipple" and then signed her boob with a Sharpie without ever receiving "permission to touch her." What was this woman doing at a porn convention in the first place?
Jeremy told TMZ he never did anything wrong and insisted that he made sure Sanchez’s husband, who was with her during the incident, approved of the signing before he drew his signature ‘RJ with a heart’ sign on her breast. … that or he wasn’t listening to their objections because he had someone else’s boobs around his ears!
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Sean Stewart grips his package
The "Sons of Hollywood" star made a splash in Malibu, where he ditched his dad’s spandex and went all natural!
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New York talks sex, politics
Still can’t get enough of New York after the finale? She sounds off on Vh1.com and it’s not pretty!
On George Bush:
He’s a psycho. I think right now President Bush is under a lot of pressure. I think he’s a very confused individual.
On Vaginas:
You know, if I didn’t have a vagina, I don’t know what I would do with myself. I love my vagina. My vagina is good to me. She treats me very well. She treats others well…when she falls in love. It’s all about the vagina.
On Penises:
Penises are funny. Sometimes they want to get up. Sometimes they just want to lay flat. But the experiences I’ve had with penises, they come in all shapes, sizes and colors. Sometimes penises can be really gentle, sometimes they can be really brutal, and then you’re forced to show the penis what you’re working with. Can you handle it?
On Deelishis:
Ass, ass, ass and more ass. That girl is working her ass for all it’s worth. She’s spread out all over in this tacky, cheap lingerie, showing her ass. But hey, if your ass is gonna pay the bills, let it pay the bills.
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Are castmembers from “Laguna Beach” cursed?
Racing after the trend of Hollywood DUIs is so last year Jessica! But of course … another Laguna alumni has been busted… this time for suspicion of felony DUI after she crashed her car, injuring two people.
Jason’s ex failed to stop her Volkswagen Beetle on the 5 Freeway and rearended another vehicle – injuring its driver and her own passenger. She was taken to the Orange County Jail and held on $100,000 bail. As if!
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Sheryl’s a purist, old-school style
"’American Idol’ undermines art in every way and promotes commercialism. I am sad people love it so."
It’s been a long time since someone had a hit! What’s she going to do next? Be the 10th person this year to start a feud with Simon?
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…and the bidding begins for Antonella!
Antonella will no longer be torturing the masses with her singing "talent". She’s been cut from "Idol". What next for the internet vixen?
She’s already fielded an offer from Girls Gone Wild. And if she doesn’t want to deal with perv Joe Francis, she’s been offered $500,000 to become the new spokesperson for SugarDVD, the largest renter of adult DVDs online.
Sugar CEO “Jax” claims that her first gig would be hosting a launch party for their new video-on-demand service. Jax is aggressive in his pursuit of the fallen Idol. “You saw her photos online, she’s smokin’. We will not lose because of money.”
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Tori’s a voyeur
Tori Spelling knows that when it comes to reality shows, sex sells.
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She’s so strapped for cash she and husband Dean have set up some nutty show called "Tori and Dean: The Love Inn", which aims to lure unsuspecting guests into their kooky world.
And of course Tori wants to gawk at them groping each other! "There isn’t a camera in the toilet, but there is a bedroom camera. I think that is pretty cool because that’s the most intimate place for a husband and wife," she giggled. Guests are going to love being stared at by Donna Martin!
Speaking of "90210"… what Tori show would be complete without a former castmember joining her?
"If you’re asking me if Shannen Doherty is going to be the first guest, then yes!"
A peek into Shannon’s bedroom? Hope it doesn’t involve blood and voodoo rituals!
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Dancing with the Stars… best season yet?
The anticipatory buzz is growing around the new season of "Dancing with the Stars"… so much so that executive producer Conrad Greene detailed to People magazine exactly what’s up with the selection process!
Heather Mills: "We thought it would be interesting to have someone with a disability on because we wanted to prove that dancing is something anyone can do. She really wants to prove to people that a disability doesn’t hamper you in any way."
• Billy Ray Cyrus: Was "terrified" about joining the show. "He said, ‘You don’t understand. I can hardly do the achy-breaky dance, let alone a whole routine.’ (But) I think he’s going to really apply himself," says Greene.
• Leeza Gibbons: "I think for her turning 50, she wants to be opening new chapters – not closing them. I think there will be a lot of women around the country who will really associate with her and what she’s doing."
• Joey Fatone: Ballroom dancing is something new for Fatone, 30. "He says he hasn’t got a clue how good he’s going to be," says Greene. "He’s never done anything like this."
• Laila Ali: "The challenge for her will be being light enough on your feet," says Greene. "She’s had to bulk up, get muscular in order to box. So it’s going to be getting the grace."
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Sex on wheels
Everything Pamela Anderson does is over the top, from her omnipresent boob-popping shirts to her tacky "weddings" to Kid Rock.
Now she wants the world to know she has sex… a lot. She’s asking the Speed TV show "Unique Whips" to "sex up" the Airstream bus she lives in when she’s filming on location with… a mirrored ceiling, white carpets and a round, vibrating bed.
According to show’s producers there’s also a "secret" surprise in the bus (we’re guessing stripper pole…) that will be revealed when the show airs in February.
Car king Will Castro, who will “trick” her motor, said: “Pam gave us a lot of wild ideas and she’s going to have a lot of fun showing off her new toy. This thing will be off the chain.”
