'Sienna Miller' Category
Sienna eats but doesn’t swallow
Sienna Miller claims she’s amazed people think she has a hot body, since she eats nothing but junk food.
She says,:"Soon all the burgers will attack my rear and I’ll be a whale. But I’ll remain an eggs, bacon, waffles girl. My so-called fabulous shape is due to airbrushing. I have small boobs and cellulite.”
Meanwhile she hasn’t digested food since 2003!
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Sienna’s behind the wheel
Sienna’s in her mid 20’s but it’s never too late to learn to hit the paparazzi drive!
Witnesses said she began her practice session in North London by spinning around and around, followed by three-point turns, left turns and right turns. The basics of driving.
Next lesson? DUIs and exiting a car with no panties!
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Sienna’s dirty mouth finally explained
Sienna Miller is one of the sauciest kitties in the Hollywood jungle. She said she takes drugs because “they’re fun”. She was drunk when she called Pittsburgh “S**tsburgh” during an interview. Now she has a cover-all excuse for every stupid thing she’s ever said… and all future drunken bloopers!
She’s a helpless victim of a "syndrome"… “These things just come out. I think it might be mild Tourette’s, not to insult people who have proper Tourette’s, but I will say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate time to the most inappropriate person. Always. Guaranteed.” Yep!
She then began to spout off nicknames for American states, such as Massivetwos**ts and Connecticu*t…
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Quote of the Day
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"I’m not saying it is necessary all the time but I’m a European and I have a European mentality about these things."
"If I go to a beach, I don’t wear a top. I would find it strange."
— Sienna Miller’s proud of those topless shots in Mexico and the 100,000 other future topless pics yet to be seen!
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Sienna loves airing the girls
Sienna’s a dedicated nudist. She lets it all flow freely in a Mexican romp with new boytoy Jamie Burke — you know, that model who dated Lindsay, Kate Moss, Courtney Love (!?) and other famous horny chicks.
The guy’s really in demand — he must have good moves a great personality! More NSFW Sienna after the jump!
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Sienna defends party girls
Sienna is the new spokesperson for the Brit party pack.
“I think everyone’s entitled to their own decisions. Girls are doing the same thing all over the world as what Britney, Lindsay and Paris are doing, but they’re not being photographed while they’re doing it.”
“I think it’s healthy for young girls to go out and have fun in their teenage years and early twenties.”
Now someone pour that girl another drink!
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Lily Allen likes to laugh at Britney
Lily Allen has made a career out of being a British shit-talker who writes some not bad songs. She’ll even talk crap to Teen People magazine!
She tells them:
What do you make of American Idol or the British show X-Factor? It’s really sad that that’s what music has come to, because I don’t really see them as music shows. I see them as TV shows with people covering songs. It doesn’t have anything to do with musicianship because it’s not writing. Music is an art form and it’s not something just to be messed around with and made money out of. There are lots of people out there who have been working for years and years, really putting a lot of blood and guts into it. So for people to come along and just because they’ve got nice boobs and a nice haircut and kind of do some vocal acrobatics, they take a place in the music industry. It’s very sad.
You’ve been labeled an ‘It’ girl so we were wondering what you thought of some of the others that share that title. What do you think of Jessica Simpson?
I’m definitely not into her music.
Paris Hilton?
No comment.
How about Beyoncé?
I love Beyoncé. She’s great. She’s a really amazing singer. And if she does write all of those songs, she’s an amazing songwriter as well.
Sienna Miller?
I don’t know. There’s something not likeable about her. I don’t know what it is.
And finally, what do you think of Britney Spears?
Um… [long pause] I think she’s very entertaining.
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Jay Leno knows how to stuff his face
Sienna Miller isn’t the brightest bulb… she came up with the losing proposition of challenging Jay "the Chin" Leno to a grape-eating contest. WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? Leno could fit a family of four in there! Needless to say… Jay the Jaw stuffs them in, and Sienna loses!
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Sienna believes in method acting
If you can actually find a movie theater that’s showing "Factory Girl," there’s an interesting twist to the sex scenes between Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen: "It’s not simulated," an insider tells us. "They’re really doing it."
When it came time to shoot the love scene, the former lovers didn’t use flesh-colored socks and pads actors usually require for separation. When the cameras rolled, it was live action.
At the film’s premiere on Monday, director George Hickenlooper hinted: "Sienna and Hayden grew close during the filming. It was an emotional experience for all of us." As for the sex, "We tried to portray it tastefully."
And were they going at it for real?
"I can’t comment," Hickenlooper answered. "You’ll have to ask Sienna about it."
Meanwhile, Sienna says it’s not true and claims to be a prude, saying, "I was sitting next to my dad and I just literally leaned over and put my hands over his eyes. It’s quite embarrassing. I can’t even watch my sex scenes!"
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Sienna likes to get physical
Sienna showed up at the "Factory Girl" premiere at the Chelsea Hotel in NYC last night looking like an ’80s lycra reject. Nice pants!
