'Simon Cowell' Category
Sanjaya could kick Simon off of “Idol”
Simon has stated that he will quit "Idol" if Sanjaya wins. Is that motivation to vote for him… even though he sucks? Additional by-product of a Sanjaya vote: helping cause hunger strikes all over the country with a vote for mediocrity! J-Lo was really feeling him last night… even the weak attempt at facial hair!
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Lythgoe: Simon’s lines not scripted
"American Idol" producer Nigel Lythgoe has a beef with Star magazine’s report that he "watches the rehearsals and writes notes on who Simon should make snarky remarks about." So not true!
"I don’t make notes," Lythgoe says. "Simon keeps to himself in his trailer before the show with a feed, so he can listen to the music."
In fact, Lythgoe hates Simon’s banter! "If I would have written any of that it would have been a lot funnier, to be frank. I wouldn’t have kept this gay angst going for so long. They would have both come out by now in my story."
Don’t be such a sourpuss, Nigel… Seacrest’s longing gay banter is what makes the show so unforgettable!
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Simon has a small package
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Paula spilled the beans about one of Simon’s "shortcomings" on Letterman last night. She giggled that she’d never do the nasty with Cowell because… “”his nickname is ‘Small Ben.’”
Guess Simon doesn’t have such a big head after all!
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Oscar Afterparty report
Walking fashion disaster Kid Rock shmoozed ex Sheryl Crow at Elton John’s afterparty. Hey… she’s single now! Could she be desiring another piece of the rock?
Simon chuckled with host Elton John, sharing a tender kiss… come on, Simon… you love it!
Medusa Victoria Beckham really knows how to drag a party down! Hopefully she won’t bum out Kelly’s entire evening with pressures about the wonders of her Diet Coke weight loss plan!
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No wonder Simon’s such an asshole
Sourpuss Simon Cowell has squeezed a ton of cash out of the music industry but says he rarely listens to it and doesn’t even own an i Pod. He feels comfortable sneering at people’s singing and destryong their self-esteem though!
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His aritsts have sold 25 million albums and had 17 number one singles — helping pay for his 500 black t shirts and dubious haircuts. Yet Mr. Music Profiteer can’t bear to listen to it for fun.
He gripes, "I can go weeks without listening to music for pleasure. If you work at a fish and chip shop, it’s unlikely you’re going to eat fish and chips at night."
No wonder his artists mostly suck!
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Jennifer Hudson has no love for “Idol”
The new season of "American Idol" is creating sparks, with record breaking numbers of viewers and tons of controversy, from Paula’s slurring to the bush baby remark. Now Jennifer Hudson, who owes her career to the show, comes out slamming it hard in the new issue of Essence.
"On American Idol, you go through this mental thing; you’ve got to get yourself back together. You’ve been abused, misled and brainwashed to believe whatever they want you to think," she gripes.
"You become a character – I became the girl in the turkey wrapping (on one episode, she wore a hideous outfit that earned that label. Remember?). I just knew I had to sing my way out of it. I don’t believe in looking back, and I didn’t look back."
Hear that Simon? Don’t look at her back!
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From one incoherent rambler to another
Are "American Idol" producers desperate to dump wacked out of her mind Paula? And are they just twisted enough to replace her with someone even more out of it?
Courtney Love has been bragging to Us Weekly that "Idol" executive producer Nigel Lythgoe called her office last week inquiring about whether she would be interested in sitting in as a judge next to Simon.
"He called," Love boasted. "He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant."
Is this a permanent shift on the show? A source reveals that Lythgoe wants Love to "replace Paula." Simon has met his match!
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Greasy Idols
Aww… Simon and Ryan are wearing makeup, waxy, shiny, and more lifelike than usual! Thanks Madame Tussauds… for haunting me in my dreams with this image!
The Tussaud’s at the Venetian is taking the Simon nightmare one step further in launching the new "American Idol Interactive Wax Attraction" … uh… that sounds vaguely dirty… and by using what the hotel calls "karaoke technology" guests can perform for the waxy twins of Simon and Ryan.
Get ready to cringe as Simon gives you an "honest" critique and rolls his glass eyes in his signature move. What… none of Paula’s drunken banter?
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Quote of the Day
"Is that what America thinks is entertainment? To make fun of someone’s physical appearance and then when they leave the room laugh hysterically at them – three millionaires, one probably intoxicated… [Paula!!] The whole thing, it’s terribly sad to me."
– Rosie discussing how mean-spirited "American Idol" is this season. Guess stirring up controversy is working for her and "The View’s" ratings!
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Paula still heavily medicated?
There was plenty of speculation during the last season of "Idol" that Paula was "on" something.
Well… Idol is back and Paula is more out there than ever! Check out this promo for the show! Does Simon like ‘em sloppy?
