'Sylvester Stallone' Category
Guess the contraband
Sylvester Stallone was stopped at Sydney airport by Australian Customs Service officers upon his arrival there and delayed for about two hours after routine X-rays of his luggage revealed several prohibited items.
The luggage search uncovered "importation of illegal substances", according to Customs officials, so they raided Sly’s hotel room — as members of his entourage threw items — that customs won’t describe — out the window!
What was Stallone trying to get into Australia?
a. steroids
b. lubricant
c. Ben-Gay
d. that stuff Britney’s on
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When in Rome
Sylvester Stallone piles on the makeup and pumps up the hair gel in Rome where he’s gone gangster greasy to promote his latest movie.
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Sly wants to be Rambonator
Does Sly want to be a rambo politician and battle it out with the Arnold the governator? He acted like he was testing the waters by spouting his muscular opinions on border patrol during a promotional trip to Mexico yesterday.
He told a crowd, "I support Mexicans who work in my country." He went on to criticize U.S. plans to keep Latinos out of America by erecting a 700-mile fence along the border, calling the idea "crazy" and "ridiculous."
What will his campaign speeches sound like? Yo… prescription drugs are crazy!
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Random Quotes of the Day
"I have bruises all over. That’s why I haven’t worn shorts."
– Lindsay Lohan, on her recent pole-dancing lessons
"I am a has-been. I mean, there’s no question. You’re never what you were, you’re only hot once. Everyone, the first few years of bein’ hot, is kind of on their way to being a has-been. It’s just that ‘has-been’ has a terrible connotation. Has-been is a good thing. You have been something."
– Sylvester Stallone
• "I’m going to the show if I can waddle out of the house. I don’t know what kind of tent they are going to put me in. I’m thinking black or navy. It’s not going to be a high-fashion year for me. And I’m thinking barefoot. I deserve it."
– Pregnant Golden Globe nominee Marcia Cross
"I’ve only known her for, like, seven days, but I have a connection with her that’s like nothing else I’ve ever experienced."
– Aaron Carter, on his girlfriend, singer Kaci Brown
• "The only reason I want to win the Golden Globe is so I can make it into a bong."
– "Weeds" star Justin Kirk.
Source: People magazine
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Celebrity Feud of the Day
Buddhist Richard Gere and burly Sylvester Stallone appear to have nothing in common.
And in reality it’s worst than that. Gere hates Stallone and has accused him of starting the infamous Gere/gerbil rumour that has had people guessing for years.
Their argument over the grease stain from a chicken sandwich caused Gere to be fired from the movie they were in together and their hatred went downhill from there.
According to Stallone, "I was eating a hotdog and he climbs in with a half a chicken covered in mustard with grease nearly dripping out of the aluminum wrapper. I said, ‘That thing is going to drip all over the place.’ He said, ‘Don’t worry about it.’ I said, ‘If it gets on my pants you’re gonna know about it.’"
"He proceeds to bite into the chicken and a small, greasy river of mustard lands on my thigh. I elbowed him in the side of the head and basically pushed him out of the car. The director had to make a choice: one of us had to go, one of us had to stay.”
Gere’s spokesman wasn’t available for comment, but according to Stallone: “Richard was given his walking papers and to this day seriously dislikes me. He even thinks I’m the individual responsible for the gerbil rumor. Not true, but that’s the rumor.”
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He’s still got it?
Sly Stallone is punching old white men because __________
But at least he hasn’t lost his good sense.
He didn’t hedge when AintItCoolNews.com asked him what was the
worst film he’d ever made. “The worst film I’ve ever made by far,
maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien
productions we’ve never seen… a flatworm could write a better script
than ‘Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!’”
