'Tom Cruise' Category
Is Katie exposed in sudsy new novel?
Is Hollywood Car Wash — the new novel about a young TV star from the Midwest who enters into a "contracted relationship" — about Katie Holmes?
Author Lori Culwell gave the typical nonanswer: "I do know someone who knows her right now and might have given her the book.. I can’t discuss any relationship with Katie Holmes, but I am sorry that she’s upset about the book."
On her lawyer’s advice, Culwell wouldn’t tell TMZ whether or not she knows Holmes, but she does maintain the book is "all based on real stories," and that "the main character is based on a person that is never, ever going to talk to me again."
The plot? A girl who lands a TV pilot and is forced to lose weight and completely change her appearance to be more marketable — including "new teeth, blonder hair, and a megastar boyfriend with a big secret." Does this mean we’re finally going to uncover whether Tom wears a girdle?
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Aliens don’t like to get pinched
Suri sported a green kilt on St. Patty’s Day. Where’s Tom’s spot of the Irish? Green thong briefs?
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Trouble in Tomland?
Katie and Suri won’t even look at Tom at a recent photo op basketball game, while Tom seems frozen in anxiety… is their marriage really a sham as several inside peeps are reporting?
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Katie’s Stepford Wife transformation complete
Katie shocked onlookers at the Vanity Fair Oscar party with her timid behavior.
The once bubbly Katie was silent the whole night, following Tom and standing silent as he talked. Messiah Tom led her around by the hand, pulling her back and forth while he mingled. Was she recently chained to an all-day "obey your husband" Scientology seminar? Their marriage is getting more and more scary!
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Jim’s not a joiner
He went to the wedding, but he didn’t drink the punch. Jim Carry has come out with strong words against Messiah Cruise, even though he and Jenny strolled through Italy for numerous photos ops at the lavish Italian wedding.
He blasts Cruise for using his “ego” to “bend the will” of others to his beliefs, and calls Scientology "corrupt”.
The final word from Jim: “’I don’t think I’ll ever belong to an organization, because organizations corrupt.” Well, yeah… but so does sitting around eating whipped cream in your underwear!
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Fashion Disaster of the Day
Katie is not afraid to show the world she goes to parties honoring Mary J. Blige still wearing her alien lung cover!
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Quote of the Day
"I am very grateful. Tom makes me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world and has since the day I met him. I love being with him. I love calling him husband."
– Katie hasn’t been programmed to call him "Messiah" yet?
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Does Bonaduce have a belly button?
Looking drug-addled, Danny walked the red carpet shirtless yesterday for a website’s launch party. Unless he’s separated at birth from alien Tom Cruise, did he have plastic surgery to make his belly button less prominent?
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Don’t steal his banana!
Meet the new action hero! He scores better with test audiences than Tom Cruise ever did!
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Hitting the bottle
At a press conference today discussing his upcoming move to the U.S., Becks had high praise for spiritual guide friend Tom Cruise, saying, "He’s a very wise man and a very good friend of mine and to have his experience and have him explain some things to me to be prepared for, that’s going to be a big help."
While out yesterday, he got a grip on his son’s bottle with Darth Vadar wife Posh!
