'Tom Cruise' Category
Tom can bend forks with his mind too
Get ready for the U.S. economy to have either a huge boost or sharp decline… the Beckhams are set to be exported to America so that David can play for L.A. Galaxy soccer team!
Awww.. now Tom and Katie will have friends to play with… and is it a coincidence Tom memorably played the part of a sports agent who snags huge deals for his superstar clients?
His mind-control sure worked this time! "David has just signed the biggest deal in global sports history with the Galaxy soccer team worth several hundred million dollars over five years. They will move to Los Angeles after he finishes this season playing in Madrid."
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Tastes like Shat
What’s worse than having William "the Shat" Shatner jam his tongue down your throat? Having that slimy tongue taste like leftover Thai food!
Claudia Christian of "Babylon 5" has the misfortune to appeared with Shatner on "T.J. Hooker".
She recounts his clumsy pass with gruesome detail: "I do remember [him] trying to shove his tongue down my throat in his dressing room after eating Thai food . . . He was a bit of an arse. He was already wearing the corset back then, so I should have punched him in his stomach."
Shat is Tom Cruise’s corset-wearing example!
She continues wearily, "OK, we’ve established that William Shatner’s an a ** hole. All right, next question, and don’t bring up Steven Seagal."
We already know Seagal kicks guys in the nuts… wonder what unique grips he has for women?
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Busted up
Busta Rhymes turned himself over to the NYPD last night after a man accused the rap star of beating him up.
The unidentified man claims that in a dispute over money, Rhymes punched and kicked him numerous times outside a lower Manhattan building on December 26.
Prosecutors have now charged Busta with two counts of assault in the third degree, one count of attempted assault in the third degree, and harassment in the second degree. The judge set his bail at $3500 this morning and ordered him to stay away from the alleged victim. He is due back in court on February 20.
Court documents report that Busta repeatedly hit the victim on the face and neck with a closed fist, and knocked him to the ground. While he was on the ground, Busta then repeatedly kicked the victim in the ribs and torso, causing him to suffer "lacerations to face and neck, contusions and substantial pain."
A rapper in trouble with the law? That happens as often as Tom Cruise flaunts his moobies at his kids’ soccer matches!
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Will has wedding envy
Will Smith seems to have it all… but his new connection with the Cruise clan is convincing him there’s something missing in his life.That, or Tom Cruise has reprogrammed his brain!
He says, "We had an OK wedding. We just came back from Tom and Katie’s wedding. So, that made me realize we didn’t have a big wedding. They had a real wedding. It was just the most amazing, beautiful, wonderful, fairytale experience ever and I was just sitting beside Jada going, ‘Phew!’"
"I hadn’t had too much success when we got married, so I couldn’t afford that. Ten years–we’re going to go back and do it again–renew the vows and all that."
Um… Tom and Katie had a real wedding? Seemed more like an overblown photo-op. Don’t do it Will! Don’t go over to the dark side!
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He had him at hello
This guy really really likes Tom Cruise. Slightly NSFW. Must see!
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Lady Sovereign to men: Wear a bra!
Rap star Lady Sovereign is urging gangsta rappers to ditch their bulletproof vests and don a man-bra instead after seeing just how life saving a brazier can be when she was caught up in a shooting incident.
She says, "I dodged a bullet once. It was at some awards in London.These people were shooting, and I heard the bullet go whooosh, like, literally past my ear. Then this woman, she got shot in her t*t. But it hit her bra, so she’s lucky."
"Men should wear bras."
That’s great advice! Tom Cruise should sport one for his moobies!
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Tom Cruise to make film about alien-loving cult
No, but seriously. Tom Cruise really is set to produce a film called "The Thetan", based on a bizarre cult that believes in alien life forms.
And guess who’s going to star in it?
Noted thespian Posh Spice!
Yes… Victoria Beckham, master of single facial expression: the pout, is going to play the bride of an alien leader called a thetan, which Scientologists claim is an immortal spiritual being, present in all humans.
Cruise - who is bankrolling the project himself after it was rejected by all the major film studios - is said to have picked Victoria for the role after being impressed by her "comic genius" (!?)
Let’s review Posh’s emotional "range"… shall we?
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Uh.. yeah! Acting genius!
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Don’t join the cult, Mel B!
Apparently, Mel B is so distraught over Eddie Murphy’s cruel treatment of her that she is turning to friend Victoria Beckham for help.
And you know Posh had to go running to Tom Cruise!
That’s right… according to Britain’s Daily Star, Posh is displaying some Girl Power and begging Tom to ask Eddie to "back off".
Yeah… little Tom Cruise is going to scare Eddie Murphy!
Run Mel! Tom’s not going to help you and he’s going to sit you down for a long, long lecture! Don’t be glib!
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The reason TomKat snubbed Oprah!
An insider reveals to Life and Style magazine the story behind Oprah’s lack of an invitation to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ celebration parties.
“Tom’s always been angry that Oprah gave so many outlets permission to air and re-air his couch-jumping stunt, because it got blown out of proportion. He wouldn’t have minded if the moments preceding and following the jump got the same play as the actual act. The funny thing about Tom is that he still insists he didn’t do anything wrong on that show and that it was all innocent fun.”
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Tom’s wedding… a Scientology recruitment?
A lot of people were scratching their heads when they saw Jennifer Lopez and Jim Carrey among the guests at Tom Cruise’s wedding to Katie Holmes last month in Italy, wondering what the possible connection could be. Some assumed it was the super-agency CAA, which reps both Cruise and Carrey and used to handle J.Lo.
But insiders say the mystery link among the superstars is actually the Church of Scientology. "Jim is taking the introductory and beginner’s courses right now."
Another source notes that Lopez, a close friend of Scientologist Leah Remini, "has started using Scientology phrases and explains the church to people. Leah and Jennifer have been friends for years, and Leah has always talked to her about the church without pressuring her. We can see Scientology appealing to Jennifer because, in the early stages, it is a lot of self-help."
However, Lopez’s husband, Marc Anthony, is a devout Catholic and is probably resistant to Scientology, which believes in space aliens but not a God. Some observers speculate that Lopez, who has had trouble conceiving in the past, could be leaning to the Scientologists for help in having a baby. Reps for Lopez said, "I have no knowledge of this, but I probably wouldn’t have a comment on it if I did."
A mouthpiece for Carrey insisted, "He is not taking classes."
Meanwhile, Hollywood bigwigs were awed at a display of "sheer rudeness" by Cruise at the premiere of "The Pursuit of Happyness" in Hollywood the other night. Sony chief Amy Pascal "was introducing the movie, and during her speech Tom gets up, goes over to Will [Smith] and starts talking to him - and then says, ‘Hey, Katie! Come over here and say hi to Will!’ during Amy’s speech. It was in bad taste." A rep for Cruise declined comment.
Source: Page Six
