Sources say Britney’s trailer park chaos reigned at the video shoot so classy she had to finance it herself.

An onlooker said: "She was completely uncooperative and left everyone hanging about when she went for an hour’s massage — twice. She just didn’t want to cooperate and was snotty and rude to everyone — behaving like a complete and utter spoiled brat."

And she fell apart in her half-assed attempt to wrap her tree trunk legs around the little stripper pole.

"You could see she was getting a bit wobbly but no one expected her to throw a complete fit. Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically. All her make-up had run."

Nice hole in the stocking. Britney’s going through a teenage "goth phase"!

Source: News of the World

Now that her so yesterday DUI looks as tiny as her frame in comparison to out of control Lindsay, Nicole donned bugeyed sunglasses to receive her sentence of four days in County Jail. Doting father to be Joel completed the ensemble with funeral parlor chic.

Four days. And she probably won’t even mind starving herself in her cell like Paris did!

Tommy Lee, who will jump on anything, may be getting his heart stomped by Rod Stewart’s evil spawn Kimbo. The aging rocker went to great lengths to impress the teenager, including attempting to land a helicopter in her back yard, a slick move dad Rod Stewart  wrote down for future use, gushing: "I’ve tried some maneuvres in my time to pursue a woman, but I’ve got to admit this is a pretty strong move. Attempting to land a helicopter in my garden just to impress my daughter is quite something!"

Is Tommy’s extravagant waste of fuel worth it? Days after their giggle-fest, Kim was spotted half naked in a parking lot with Lindsay’s ex, Callum Best. Were they having British tea, LA style… which involves body shots?

Source: Femalefirst U.K.

The stink swirling around Lindsay’s recent debacle is overflowing. As further details of her drunken night emerge, Lohan’s kindergarten excuses — "They weren’t my pants"… "I wasn’t driving" — are looking more ridiculous by the day.

Turns out she kidnapped two guys who were friends of  terrified assistant Tarin Graham’s boyfriend. Yes, Lindsay will stop at nothing to get to her prey, including taking someone else’s car and forcing them to go along for the ride!

Femalefirst U.K. breaks it down: "Nigro, Sutter and Blake had been waiting in Nigro’s GMC Denali car for Graham’s boyfriend to drive them home."

"The 21-year-old star followed Graham onto Malibu’s Pacific Coast Highway, at which point Nigro told gossip website TMZ.com he tried to grab the wheel, prompting Lohan to say, ‘If you touch me I’ll sue you ‘".

This should finally send Lohan to the slammer!

Britney just can’t get enough… of Del Taco!

Is Hollywood Car Wash — the new novel about a young TV star from the Midwest who enters into a "contracted relationship" — about Katie Holmes?

Author Lori Culwell gave the typical nonanswer: "I do know someone who knows her right now and might have given her the book.. I can’t discuss any relationship with Katie Holmes, but I am sorry that she’s upset about the book."

On her lawyer’s advice, Culwell wouldn’t tell TMZ whether or not she knows Holmes, but she does maintain the book is "all based on real stories," and that "the main character is based on a person that is never, ever going to talk to me again."

The plot? A girl who lands a TV pilot and is forced to lose weight and completely change her appearance to be more marketable — including "new teeth, blonder hair, and a megastar boyfriend with a big secret." Does this mean we’re finally going to uncover whether Tom wears a girdle?

Anna Nicole Smith painted herself as a big-bottomed brunette in this stark self portrait. Millionaires only — the eBay auction starts at $1.7 mil!

Is Howard still trying to cash in, now that he’s lost Dannielynn?

Which celeb wore see-through shorts for a boating excursion?

Find out… in an inkling!

Marisa Tomei’s a klutz  naturally graceful in the water!

Shanna and Travis avoided man-stealer Paris Hilton at the Complex magazine party in West Hollywood. Or possibly Paris didnt even recognize Travis underneath all that facial hair!

Paris unveiled the glitzy ’80s stylings of the Paris Hilton Sportswear Collection created for her by Dollhouse during the Directives West L.A. Over Easy Fall 2007 Juniors & Girls Fashion Show Tuesday in LA.

She must really hate her fans…  if this is what she thinks they should wear! What are those pants made of… rubber?

Mad Hatter Britney left a dance studio in this vomit inducing colorful outfit gripping tightly onto a Red Bull — her drink of choice!

And she’s showing off her camel toe to celebrate returning to ditz mode!

Tommy was uplifted during a few moments away from Pamela on their trip to Hawaii… does he look like he’s getting a little too old for swinging?

Vince Vaughn would be lucky to get a stripper to hang out with him by this point… does he even bathe anymore?

Two questions:

a. Do they wear matching outfits every day.. or do they take holidays and alternate weekends off — some "be yourself" days where Andre can slob around in old jeans and a torn t-shirt… if he has any…?

b. Are they attached together with velcro?

Kylie… is that you? She’s entering the twilight zone of botox oversaturation!

Has she trusted another disastrous plastic surgeon… or just been pushed and pulled too much?

Keira loves picnics… they’re going to use her dress for a tablecloth later!

Carmen Electra’s the go-to girl for sexual promotions lately — her latest stunt involves naked women wrestling!

While she stops short of stripping off her clothes and jumping into the ring, she is hosting Naked Revolution’s “Naked Women’s Wrestling League," which features women doing the same body-slamming action you see on the WWE — completely nude!

Filmed at the Docks Concert Theatre in Toronto, the titillating event also includes an appearance by porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey. Check out the iNDemand promo!