http://www.inklingblog.com Getting a grasp on pop culture Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:49:37 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en            Sources say Britney's trailer park chaos reigned at the video shoot so classy she had to finance it herself. An onlooker said: "She was completely uncooperative and left everyone hanging about when she went for an hour's massage — twice. She just didn't want to cooperate and was snotty ... http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/07/28/britney-cries-a-lot/            Now that her so yesterday DUI looks as tiny as her frame in comparison to out of control Lindsay, Nicole donned bugeyed sunglasses to receive her sentence of four days in County Jail. Doting father to be Joel completed the ensemble with funeral parlor chic. Four days. And she ... http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/07/27/nicole-looks-good-by-comparison/            Tommy Lee, who will jump on anything, may be getting his heart stomped by Rod Stewart's evil spawn Kimbo. The aging rocker went to great lengths to impress the teenager, including attempting to land a helicopter in her back yard, a slick move dad Rod Stewart  ... http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/07/27/kimberly-stewart-has-dirty-feet/                     The stink swirling around Lindsay's recent debacle is overflowing. As further details of her drunken night emerge, Lohan's kindergarten excuses -- "They weren't my pants"... "I wasn't driving" -- are looking more ridiculous by the day. Turns out she kidnapped two guys ... http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/07/27/add-kidnapping-and-carjacking-to-the-list/                   Britney just can't get enough... of Del Taco! http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/23/another-day-another-hat/            Is Hollywood Car Wash -- the new novel about a young TV star from the Midwest who enters into a "contracted relationship" -- about Katie Holmes? Author Lori Culwell gave the typical nonanswer: "I do know someone who knows her right now and might have given her the book.. I ... http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/12/1518/                         Anna Nicole Smith painted herself as a big-bottomed brunette in this stark self portrait. Millionaires only -- the eBay auction starts at $1.7 mil! Is Howard still trying to cash in, now that he's lost Dannielynn? http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/12/this-painting-can-be-yours-for-1700000/         Which celeb wore see-through shorts for a boating excursion? Find out... in an inkling!                  Marisa Tomei's a klutz  naturally graceful in the water! http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/12/guess-the-celeb-rear/         Shanna and Travis avoided man-stealer Paris Hilton at the Complex magazine party in West Hollywood. Or possibly Paris didnt even recognize Travis underneath all that facial hair! http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/12/shanna-and-travis-so-comfortable-together/           Paris unveiled the glitzy '80s stylings of the Paris Hilton Sportswear Collection created for her by Dollhouse during the Directives West L.A. Over Easy Fall 2007 Juniors & Girls Fashion Show Tuesday in LA. She must really hate her fans...  if this is what she thinks they should wear! What ... http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/12/paris-wants-you-to-wear-this/           Mad Hatter Britney left a dance studio in this vomit inducing colorful outfit gripping tightly onto a Red Bull -- her drink of choice!          http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/12/britney-needs-a-stylist/         And she's showing off her camel toe to celebrate returning to ditz mode! http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/12/jessicas-back-to-blonde/                             Tommy was uplifted during a few moments away from Pamela on their trip to Hawaii... does he look like he's getting a little too old for swinging? http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/11/welcome-to-tommys-jungle/           Vince Vaughn would be lucky to get a stripper to hang out with him by this point... does he even bathe anymore? http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/11/hard-to-believe-aniston-let-this-one-go/          Two questions: a. Do they wear matching outfits every day.. or do they take holidays and alternate weekends off --- some "be yourself" days where Andre can slob around in old jeans and a torn t-shirt... if he has any...? b. Are they attached together with velcro?        http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/11/flower-power-for-the-budget-beckhams/             Kylie... is that you? She's entering the twilight zone of botox oversaturation!        http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/11/kylies-entering-nicole-kidman-territory/     Has she trusted another disastrous plastic surgeon... or just been pushed and pulled too much? http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/11/taras-right-doesnt-match-her-left/ Simon has stated that he will quit "Idol" if Sanjaya wins. Is that motivation to vote for him... even though he sucks? Additional by-product of a Sanjaya vote: helping cause hunger strikes all over the country with a vote for mediocrity! J-Lo was really feeling him last night... even the ... http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/11/sanjaya-could-kick-simon-off-american-idol/                    Keira loves picnics... they're going to use her dress for a tablecloth later! http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/11/fashion-disaster-of-the-day-71/             Carmen Electra's the go-to girl for sexual promotions lately -- her latest stunt involves naked women wrestling! While she stops short of stripping off her clothes and jumping into the ring, she is hosting Naked Revolution’s “Naked Women’s Wrestling League," which features women doing the same body-slamming action you see ... http://www.inklingblog.com/2007/04/11/naked-women-love-to-wrestle-too/