For those of you who still remember little Screech from TV’s "Saved by the Bell" … does he have a surprise for you.

His infamous sex tape is now available on the web, complete with what what some call a "Dirty Sanchez".

Now you can see what Tori Spelling, who played his girlfriend Violet on the show, got to enjoy all those years ago!

"I’ve known her to tell huge whoppers. Her trousers must be permanently alight."

– Paul McCartney’s cousin Kate Robbins

It’s been a rough couple of weeks for Oprah.

First, in the wake of the Kramer racial slur incident her best friend Gayle announced on her XM radio show that she and her good friends –one of whom everyone assumed to be Oprah, of course… I mean, does she have any other friends?– used the n-word. The reaction to that little slip-up was intense, leading to Gayle’s second announcement that she had decided to "rethink" the use of the word.

Next, Fifty Cent called Oprah an "Oreo" and said she caters to middle-aged white women more than to black women.

And now, the biggest insult of all… snubbed not once, but TWICE by that wacky pair of scientologists the TomKats.

It was bad enough that the couple failed to ask her to their Italian marriage. I mean, Cruise and Winfrey have been friends for many years and he made his infamous couch-jumping "I’m in love" speech regarding Holmes on Oprah’s show!

Yet Winfrey was noticeably left off the list to the ceremony in Bracciano, Italy - even though celebrities such as J-Lo, and Jim Carrey, who are not known to be friends of Cruise, were invited.

Now this saturday, a chance to make amends is lost… Oprah hasn’t been invited to the party the newleyweds are throwing for those who didn’t make the trip to Italy. Don’t feel bad Oprah! You and Gayle can have fun by yourselves with a girls night, a pillow fight, and naughty words!

Are you ready for the latest volley of words in the increasingly bitter split between Mel B and Eddie Murphy?

"I am obviously upset and distressed at some of the comments made by Eddie Murphy to the media," Brown, who is in the second trimester of her pregnancy, says in the statement released Thursday. "I have no idea why anybody would want to conduct themselves in this kind of maner about such a personal matter in such a public way.

"My main concern is for the well being of my (seven-year-old) daughter Phoenix and of course the baby. I was astonished at what Eddie said – there is absolutely no question that Eddie is the father."

Her latest statements add more fuel to a story that gets weirder by the day, starting with Murphy’s very public questioning of the baby’s paternity on Dutch TV.

She says she discovered Murphy was breaking up with her from friends who heard the interview and relayed it to her!

Read the latest twist to this story.. in a Linkling!

Are you ready for Britney’s bits?

I’m not sure you are, but check ‘em out!

And in case you missed them.. here are the Paris Hilton crotch shots NSFW!

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Friends of Mel B are saying his mother is the reason Eddie Murphy dumped her.

Eddie still lives with his mother, who is said to have killed off his four-month whirlwind romance with the ex-Spice Girl.

One of the singer’s pals revealed: "He lives with his mother and she didn’t approve of Mel. But he’s a 45-year-old man and should stop being such a mummy’s boy."

Mel’s friend added: "Mel and Eddie had been rowing a lot about his family, most of whom are on his payroll. They were suspicious of Mel because she got pregnant so quickly after they met."

The pop star, 31, is said have conceived the first time they slept together.

She put a brave face on things as she flew into Los Angeles from London yesterday. But she is deeply upset at the dad-of-six’s claims that the tot may not be his.

A friend stormed: "Mel is not that sort of girl. It’s 100 per cent his."

Heirhead Paris is flashing something new: a script for a future film role.

Paris is the only "actor" currently signed to "The Hottie and the Nottie," a romantic comedy to begin filming in January for a 2008 release — whether you’re ready or not.

I’m going to vote nottie… as well as snottie and pottie!

Did Reichen show up at Lance’s door with a make-up gift of tickets to outer space?

It looks like things are on the mend between the recently broken-up pair. On his official MySpace page, Lance writes, "Reichen and I have gone through a few rough days … I have no doubt things will work out. We are very mature and deal with things the right way."

CBS is keeping that "quality" entertainment going with a truly bizarre-sounding new show, which is currently being shot with an undisclosed air date.

"Armed and Famous" will follow Erik Estrada, [pictured], La Toya Jackson, son-of-Ozzy Jack Osbourne, pro wrestler Trish Stratus and "Jackass" star Jason Acuna (aka Wee Man) as they experience the same training police reserve officers go through, followed by graduation. After that, the celebs will go on patrol (while carrying guns) with the same training officers who traditionally ride with rookies.

According to a story in the Muncie Star Press, Jackson has already failed a physical fitness assessment because she couldn’t complete enough push-ups.

Ok… what’s going on here? La Toya Jackson with a gun? That’s scarier than Michael Jackson without makeup!