Was the zebra hungry and needed foliage?

Never one to miss a party, Lindsay Lohan showed up at a tree
lighting party at Stella McCartney’s Beverly Hills boutique
last night.

Her recent much-needed stint in AA has resulted in
the inevitable puffy body, reminiscent of Courtney Love
kicking drugs, which she is now hiding in baggy clothes. Well
Linds…whatever it takes to stay sober!

             

Read the details about this enlightening campaign!

Ho hum.. another end of the year awards show. But wait! The
Billboard Music Awards Monday at the MGM Hotel contained
some really fantastic weaves, wigs and hair dont’s.

Let’s review some of them…

Well, we’ve got Denise "homewrecker" Richards with a lovely nest!

Janet Jackson trannied it up!

And finally.. Gwen Stefani, who has been recycling all her old style
ideas for the last year, unveiled another "wacky" do!

"I don’t think it’s a trend. Sometimes girls just don’t wear panties, and we forget to close our legs when we’re getting out of cars."  Tori Spelling

Courtney Love is having a blast in London. She’s apparently
looking at houses there with an eye to move, claiming people
there tolerate accept her more than we do stateside.

Her latest outrageous "this will shock you" story?
Prince Andrew stopped by her house at one a.m.
"looking for chicks" and she only gave him "a cup of tea".

READ THE WHOLE CONTRIVED STORY!

The upcoming Leonardo DiCaprio film "Blood Diamonds" is stirring
up a lot of emotion even before its opening.

The film focuses on so-called "blood diamonds" or "conflict diamonds",
which are mined in Sierra Leone and used by rebels to fund
their violent activities, which have included the displacement
of millions of people.

Fortunately, the global diamond industry responded to the issue of
conflict gems in 2002 with a U.N.-mandated initiative to certify that
diamonds are mined and sold legitimately. The industry now claims
more than 99 percent of diamonds for sale are from conflict-free sources.

But that hasn’t stopped the protests and the claims that
the violence continues.

READ ALL ABOUT THE LATEST TWIST INVOLVING RUSSELL SIMMONS …CLICK HERE!

Send in your suggestions for who should play Jerry in the upcoming biopic of his life!

Unsure of what to get the little delinquent in your life?
Bad Santa has some suggestions for you!

Despite the hubbub of the recently released "Love" album highlighting
the fabulous Cirque de Soleil show and its trippy collection of
Beatles songs, Paul McCartney is so stressed over his battle
with the queen of darkness Heather Mills that he’s becoming sick
over it.

After his appearance at Saturday’s SNL, he had a long talk with
Alec Baldwin, another survivor of a long, ugly divorce battle.
During the heart-to heart, he revealed that the stress is
becoming unbearable for him, causing him numerous
unpleasant symptoms.

Baldwin set him straight:  "I’m the king of bitter divorce,
so make sure everything is written down. And i mean
everything! Otherwise you’re f***ed!"

Hear that Heather? Must be why shes shuffling around gripping
her notebook like a bag lady.

To find out what’s written in the notebook, click here.