Sly Stallone is punching old white men because __________

But at least he hasn’t lost his good sense.
 
He didn’t hedge when AintItCoolNews.com asked him what was the
worst film he’d ever made. “The worst film I’ve ever made by far,
maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien
productions we’ve never seen… a flatworm could write a better script
than ‘Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!’”

Look out cable news, a french connection is here!

France is set to go head to head with CNN and Fox news
starting Wednesday. The launch of the state-funded 24/7
news channel is part of President Chirac’s efforts to make
his country’s voice heard in the largely English-speaking
world of cable news.

Wonder if their news will be more broad-based and non-partisan?

Today’s Page Six blind item points the finger at the new partying "Brit
Pack" and their drug use.

It asks:

WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go
along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way
too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she
visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her
with . . . WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club
cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering
that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? . . .
WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When
they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.

Now the first one is definitely Brit.. who has disappeared into
the bathroom every night she’s gone out recently, even going
into the bathroom with Brandon Davis for a half hour!

The  second item… LL?

And finally.. the Paris/Britney hos-with-no-brains
sex match! Let’s all wait for the inevitable sex tape to follow!

The always out-of-control Andy Dick, who once ran up and licked
Carrie Fisher’s face in the middle of an awards dinner, is now
venturing into Kramer’s territory.

According to onlookers, he jumped onstage at LA’s Improv
comedy club Saturday and began heckling comedian Ian
Bagg during his routine.

As Andy left the stage, he grabbed the mike and screamed
"You’re all a bunch of niggers!"

The crowd gasped and Andy quickly left the club.

Andy has gone too far this time. He’s really lucky this
was not caught on tape. This needs to stop!

Tennis champion Serena Williams has a dog with as much attitude as she does.

A security officer arriving at Palm Beach Gardens FL was snapped
on his rear end by a pit bull with no collar, who was attempting to
defend Serena’s poodle.

After the biting incident, Serena said the chomper belonged to a
friend of hers, although there is no record of the friend owning
any animals and her website lists one of her dogs as a pit bull.

No bull Serena.. your dog has bite!

Beyonce is furious about co-star Jennifer Hudson’s star turn in the soon-to-be-released "Dreamgirls".

Hudson is so powerful and luminous in the film that Beyonce has
been giving her the cold shoulder. At a recent Oprah taping, she
hugged and greeted everyone and pointedly avoided Jennifer. Her
parents Tina and Mathew Knowles snubbed Hudson at a screening
of the film, and reportedly even asked the director to re-edit the film
so that Beyonce wouldn’t be overshadowed.

Whats a diva to do when her fury becomes a major story? Deny it, of course!

She claims that "It’s really unfortunate that everyone is saying I’m
jealous of Jennifer. It hurts my heart because it’s so clichéd. …
They’re saying that I’m mad when I knew going into this that I was
playing Deena. Because I’m a star they just automatically assume
that I’m not humble enough to sit down and take a back seat, which I am."

Even her denial reeks of jealousy. "I mean," she adds, "I wish I
could’ve gained 20 pounds and played Effie [Hudson’s part]."

Asked if she’d really have packed on the weight for the part, Knowles
said, "Yes. I absolutely would have, but Bill [Condon, the movie’s
writer-director] didn’t even believe that I could be Deena. So imagine if
I would’ve said, ‘Bill, I want to be Effie.’ "

Well, Beyonce… you’d better keep those denials coming. Hudson is
already generating Oscar buzz!

"We’re planning an uncensored, uncut ‘global warming gone wild’ version with hot glacier-on-glacier action."

-Former Vice President Al Gore jokes about a future special-edition DVD release of his documentary An Inconvenient Truth