Naked Juice… to wash the antidepressants down! Brit wore an extreme mini and one of her hundreds of hats for Easter — no word on her panties status. The boys stayed with her for the weekend — no wonder she was in a manic upswing mood as she shopped while leaving them at home!

Paris recognized Easter the old fashioned way… by showing her saggy butt to photographers and squeezing a poor helpless bunny who will bite her when it gets the chance!

“Maybe in a different universe, we’d be some hot couple, but not in this one.”

– Pete Wentz has moved to a different universe… the star-couple "two is more attention than one" universe… since he denied dating Ashlee Simpson in Rolling Stone!

Saturday night they made it official, LA-style, by holding hands, gazing into each other’s eyes and smooching at LA hotspot Parc in front of photogs and celebs such as Adam Brody. Up next: corny confessional songs and the inevitable breakup!

Whose baby is bad to the bone?

Find out… in an inkling!

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Courteney’s not being as kiss-assey tolerant with the photogs these days!

Yep… she loves tonsil hockey with amazingly long-lasting BF Max Snow even more than watching the New York Rangers smash some puck!

Forget Victoria and David Beckham. The only English imports who matter are Jordan and Peter Andre… who hit LA hard, smearing all the hot spots with their trashy fashion.

Love their white linen attempt to be "California casual". Where’d Jordan get those glasses… Britney’s yard sale?

Cameron hits the gym more than any three lazy celebs combined. The reason she pumps it so frequently?

The desire to have something big between her legs now that Justin’s gone…?

Warning: Do not uncover the sordid details of Anna Nicole’s magical encounter with a magician’s wand if you’re still grieving for the fallen icon…

If you’re up for it, discover one illusionist’s story of being unzipped… in an inkling!

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Finally… someone stands up to him! Veins pop in O’Reilly’s neck as Geraldo points out how he unfairly characterizes illegal aliens. It looks like he’s going to shoot fire from his ass…