Katie must be getting diet tips from close pal Victoria Beckham!

She stumbled out of Katsuya restaurant looking wasted and with her blouse unbuttoned Wednesday night. What’s with the freckled display — didn’t get enough headlines for one night?

It’s moments like this that reveal how perfect she’d be for the role of Princess Diana, which she’s said to be angling for, telling In Touch Weekly:

“It would be fantastic to play her. She gave back a lot and was such an amazing woman.” And managed all that without flaunting the freckles for photogs!

What the F Fergie — that wasn’t what Josh meant when he said he wanted you to go commando!

A source at Best Week Ever noticed a drastic change on Thursday’s Tyra Banks show, the first return show after a several week haitus. Her nose looked sharper and pointier than it had before the break! They provided this helpful comparison compilation for your amusement.

Tyra might want to curb the scalpel fixation before she ventures into Michael Jackson territory…

Rose McGowan and Rosario Dawson touched cheeks to promote "Grindhouse" — Rosario told a source tiny Rose had to stand on a chair so their butts could press together. Must have been a steamy photo shoot!

Britney exited Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse Wednesday wearing clothes three sizes too small and with an enormous stain on her shirt from spilling. She’s regressing… at this rate, she’ll be playing alongside her kids in the sandbox a month from now!

For Ron Jeremy, it was one breast amongst hundreds that he grabs and signs on any given day.

To Leslie Sanchez, seen in the above photo, it was an unwanted shock. She said the porn king stuck his hands under her blouse, "reached inside her bra … grabbed her nipple" and then signed her boob with a Sharpie without ever receiving "permission to touch her." What was this woman doing at a porn convention in the first place?

Jeremy told TMZ he never did anything wrong and insisted that he made sure Sanchez’s husband, who was with her during the incident, approved of the signing before he drew his signature ‘RJ with a heart’ sign on her breast. … that or he wasn’t listening to their objections because he had someone else’s boobs around his ears!

Beyoncé is one of the hardest working women in the music biz. She cranked out eight videos in two weeks for her new DVD, "B’Day Anthology Video Album."

"I always wanted to do a video album," Beyonce said, noting that her fans "can watch it whenever they want and not have to go to YouTube." Yes, Beyoncé… but YouTube is free!

She told AP Television News she was able to pull off the rigorous shooting schedule because everyone was well-rehearsed and prepared: "I knew all the choreography before I started filming the videos. I knew what every hairstyle was going to be before I did it. I knew what every look (was going to be); as far as the makeup and the wardrobe, we already had the fittings," she said.

Such organization skill — maybe she should take a trip to the White House to give Bush tips on how to get it done!

Homebody and devoted mother Reese has finally moved on from club rat Ryan… and has found someone who tells interviewers how much he hates the Hollywood party scene. Perfect… they can be the next Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner! Yawn…

There’s been talk for months, but at last two sightings emerge: one: They cuddled their way through a group date with two other couples at Il Sole and two: they were spotted grabbing takeout from an LA restaurant, with Jake shielding Reese from photogs and opening the door for her. Ryan never did that!

When will reality stars learn — don’t make a sex tape with your boyfriend unless you want it all over the internet!

"Laguna Beach" and "Hills" reality ho LC is finding out the hard way that she shouldn’t have trusted recently arrested ex Jason Wahler when he showed up with that camera in their bedroom. Now that he’s facing jail time he’s trying to cash in and sell the sex tape.

 "Jason is trying to sell the video before he goes to jail," according to a source close to Wahler. "LC will lose her mind when she finds out!"

LC had worked hard to gain what she thought she had the only copy of the tape. "Lauren tried to break into Jason’s apartment to get the tape," says a mutual friend of the pair. "She was practically stalking him and calling non-stop until he finally agreed to give her the video." Surprise! He made copies!

The contents of the tape: 

"They edit around the show to make Lauren look like a goodie two shoes on ‘The Hills’, but she’s hardly a saint," says an insider on the show. "LC is gonna pop more Adderal then she usually does when she finds out that news of the sex tape was made public."

"LC’s got really large beef curtains. She’s got overly large girly bits. Everyone knows."

Source: Perez Hilton