Inkling: Getting a grasp on pop culture

Jane Fonda imitates Hollywood’s party tarties while filming a commercial in Paris.

Jamie Foxx is overstimulated just naturally enthusiastic as he works the crowd on TRL. Extra points for the Michael Jackson crotch grab!

Sean “Diddy” Combs and girlfriend Kim Porter became the parents of twin girls Thursday morning and Diddy just barely made the birth — he had to fly in from a movie set in Canada to the Manhattan hospital!

Combs flew in from the Toronto, where he is filming “Raisin in the Sun,” and made it “just in the nick of time for the delivery,” according to a spokesman.

Even before the girls were born, they brought out Diddy’s softer side, according to Kim. “I see the way he’s been acting,” she said.. “He said, ‘I can’t wait for them to fall asleep on my chest.’ He’s going to be very hands on. I don’t think he’s going to be able to say no to them.”

Oh, boy… Cristal sparkling juice and a mini-bake Wolf oven?

“I’m sorry there is friction between Donald and Rosie. That said, I do not regret for one moment my choice to hire Rosie O’Donnell as the moderator of “The View”. I certainly hope and expect that this tempest will pass quickly.”

– Barbara Walters, undoubtedly ecstatic over the deluge of publicity Rosie’s flap has brought the show!

Missy Elliot looks so happy hugging all that fur because

Broken-hearted from her recent separation from Ryan, Reese has left her Los Angeles home with her two children and moved back to her roots in Charleston, South Carolina!

In the mood for a drastic change, she was reportedly “thoroughly disgusted” with both marriage and her life in Hollywood and wanted to return to the comfort of small town life. So she relocated back to Charleston to be closer to her family and has enrolled both of her children in local public schools.

Now she won’t have to be near Ryan clubbing it up in LA every night!

People are talking about Oprah’s upcoming holiday journey to South Africa with galpal Gayle. Stedman isn’t going along on their cozy trip, and coincidentally (?) same-sex marriage just became legal in the country.

Now Star Jones is going along to add some extra spice to the girls trip!

In her ongoing effort to shed her diva image, Star is joining the pals as they visit the girls academies Oprah built  there.

Hmm… sounds like an exciting threesome!

Chris Brown and Bow Wow look like they want to lick on something during a Monday visit to BET’s “106 & Park”.

Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson appeared to be dunzo. Friends said they fought constantly and Josh was spotted getting cozy with an actress in New Zealand, where he was filming.

But their PDA-fest in New York Friday revealed the couple is still hot for each other!

They got into it at TriBeCa restaurant Cercle Rouge. “They had a meal and got progressively cozier as the night went on,” said our spy. “Then they started to make out in full view of the restaurant at their table and didn’t really care who saw.”

It looks like they can’t stand to be apart! When Josh showed up solo to a screening of “Children of Men” at Tribeca Cinemas Monday, he was checking his phone and sending text messages throughout the movie. Cute!

“We’re just going to all hang out together, the family, thought we might go party with Miss USA.”

– Ben Stiller, on his holiday plans

Pink may have shopped at Dior in Paris yesterday, but she stayed true to her eclectic style!
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Matthew Broderick doesn’t like Christmas much. He gripes that he can’t enjoy a simple holiday with his wife and their four-year-old son James Wilke because the trio are always rushing around visiting Parker’s extensive family.

He says, “Sarah Jessica likes to do most of the work. A typical Christmas for me revolves around family, as well as eating enormous amounts of food. We’ve only lived in our house for about four years, so it’s all a little bit new and having a four year old, Christmas really revolves around him and what he likes.”

“My wife has an enormous family, lots of brothers and sisters so they come over, and my family come over, and we just juggle going to different houses. I think it is similar to what everyone does. I always think Christmas is a lot of work. It means decorating, cooking, seeing people. I find it a lot of trouble.”

Ahh… the post-split dog-walking. The dogs are divided!

First Rachel Bilson walked Thurman Murman. Now Adam Brody unveils a large, ’80s inspired new hairstyle as he takes charge of their pit bull Penny Lane during a stroll through a West Hollywood park on Monday.

Adam’s post break-up new ‘do… like it or hate it?

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Madonna’s blabby father-in-law is talking about his son’s marriage in the press again… and it’s not good news!

It seems that their public fight the other night was a sign of serious trouble: Madonna wants to adopt another Malawi baby! She didn’t “get” the criticism the first time?

John Ritchie, father of film producer Guy, told Grazia Magazine, “They’ve had a difficult time, (David) is beautiful and Guy is very good with him. But I don’t think he’d want to (adopt again). They were both under an unbelievable amount of pressure because of all the press surrounding (David’s) adoption. It has caused tension and been deeply upsetting,”

Friends close to the couple have said Ritchie would only consider adopting another child once David had fully settled into their lives, but Madonna apparently does not share his cautious attitude.

A friend says, “Madonna wants to get things moving. If she makes up her mind about something wild horses can’t stop her. But Guy wants them to get used to what they already have. It’s a big issue between them.”

Get things moving? Does Madonna have a shopping addiction?

Nicolette Sheridan keeps the furry Uggs trend from a few years ago going strong