“I have a big crush on David Beckham - he is such a beautiful man! I’m a big soccer fan, so I think it is great he’s coming to Los Angeles. But I don’t think I’ll be getting friendly with Victoria - she’s old enough to be my mother, so I don’t think we’ll have much in common!”

– 16-year-old Jojo doesn’t care if a man’s old enough to be her father, though!

Ken Paves is supposed to be an in-demand Hollywood stylist. Then why is he responsible for so many Jessica Simpson hair disasters?

He’s already trying to explain her red/brown/whatever extensions as: "We were just having fun and playing with her hairdo the night before and Jessica just loved it. She calls it an ‘auburn ginger.’ It was just what she wanted. She wore that color as extensions and just loved it so much." Uh-huh.

That not good enough? He reaches still further for explanations: "It’s a throw back to Norma Jean. It has a very Marilyn Monroe feel." Trying to copy Marilyn? How original! Doesn’t Lohan already worship at MM’s shrine or something?

Kylie is moving on with style… she showed a brave face at an exhibition dedicated to her career at London’s Victoria & Albert Museum yesterday. Does the all-black ensemble reveal her mood?

The fallout from the parisexposed website continues!

Mischa Barton is reportedly irate that this photo which was found amongst Paris’ garbage. Click the link for NSFW if you want a laugh.

Cisco denies it caused a rift in their relationship and says he and Mischa are still together.

He said: "Paris’ s**t got stolen, and somehow she had a picture of me naked in there. That’s Paris Hilton for you."

"I think it’s pretty rock ‘n’ roll. You know, if it was like yesterday I would’ve freaked out, but then I looked at the picture and I was like, ‘Oh, that’s from like 2001. Whatever.’ "

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Yes, Brittany Murphy was going to ballet class. But putting a leg warmer through the heel of your shoe??

This is some wimpy looking motorcycle gang! They bundled together to promote the biker disaster movie comedy "Wild Hogs" yesterday. Tim Allen is the toughest nut of them all. No, Martin Lawrence. Definitely Martin Lawrence. He’s prone to freakouts!

Bigfoot strolled through Heathrow yesterday on her way home from a London premiere.

Now that she’s newly single, she’s being linked with every guy she has a one nighter with talks to. First it was Bruce Willis, and the latest is Zach Braff, because they were huddled together "with a lot of focus" at her SNL afterparty Saturday. Time will tell, but of course she’s denying it!

Sienfeld and Rachel Weisz shared a similar sense of humor, or something, at the Narciso Rodriguez show yesterday as his wife looked on. Rowr!

Ryan escorted Nikki Reed, his date for the evening, home from LA club Winston’s last night.

Well you didn’t think he’d be sitting around at home nights now that he’s single!

Was she hired to guest on "Sesame Street"? Nooo. Britney attended Fashion Week yesterday in New York dressed as a muppet!

Noticeably absent: Isaac Cohen, who’s already moved on. "They realized they’re better off as friends,” Cohen’s pal Yaniv Fituci said. “There was no big drama. It was never more than just hooking up.” Sure it was more. It was getting wasted and passing out too!