Inkling: Getting a grasp on pop culture

Homebody and devoted mother Reese has finally moved on from club rat Ryan… and has found someone who tells interviewers how much he hates the Hollywood party scene. Perfect… they can be the next Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner! Yawn…

There’s been talk for months, but at last two sightings emerge: one: They cuddled their way through a group date with two other couples at Il Sole and two: they were spotted grabbing takeout from an LA restaurant, with Jake shielding Reese from photogs and opening the door for her. Ryan never did that!

Beyoncé is one of the hardest working women in the music biz. She cranked out eight videos in two weeks for her new DVD, “B’Day Anthology Video Album.”

“I always wanted to do a video album,” Beyonce said, noting that her fans “can watch it whenever they want and not have to go to YouTube.” Yes, Beyoncé… but YouTube is free!

She told AP Television News she was able to pull off the rigorous shooting schedule because everyone was well-rehearsed and prepared: “I knew all the choreography before I started filming the videos. I knew what every hairstyle was going to be before I did it. I knew what every look (was going to be); as far as the makeup and the wardrobe, we already had the fittings,” she said.

Such organization skill — maybe she should take a trip to the White House to give Bush tips on how to get it done!

For Ron Jeremy, it was one breast amongst hundreds that he grabs and signs on any given day.

To Leslie Sanchez, seen in the above photo, it was an unwanted shock. She said the porn king stuck his hands under her blouse, “reached inside her bra … grabbed her nipple” and then signed her boob with a Sharpie without ever receiving “permission to touch her.” What was this woman doing at a porn convention in the first place?

Jeremy told TMZ he never did anything wrong and insisted that he made sure Sanchez’s husband, who was with her during the incident, approved of the signing before he drew his signature ‘RJ with a heart’ sign on her breast. … that or he wasn’t listening to their objections because he had someone else’s boobs around his ears!

Lindsay was a big drunken mess at DJ AM’s 34th birthday bash at club LAX over the weekend. But she made sure to bring her everpresent bottle of water… just to fool photogs!

“My mom made me go to a Britney Spears concert when I was young. And I was like, ‘No, I don’t want to!’ she was like, ‘You’re going to be a performer, you need to see other people.’ ”

– Avril Lavigne muses on early traumas in her Canadian childhood.

“Under these blonde highlights I consider myself a pretty tough person. So don’t cry for me, Argentina.”

– Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants you to know she doesn’t feud with Rosie and she has hopeless fantasies of being the next Madonna!

•”[It] looks like the one god gave me so im happy not to have crazy lips and a crazy teensy unnatural little nose.”

– Courtney Love’s in denial about the number of times she’s gone under the knife over the years!

I’m sure there’s an explanation for this celeb’s dalliance with her dog on the beach!

Find out who loves her pet just a litte too much… in a linkling!

Pam’s dog can perform a multitude of tricks!

He’s out of control at yet another one of DJ AM’s birthday parties — this one at Mezzanine in San Francisco!

They repeatedly deny that they’re a couple. Hmm. Mario Lopez and his former “Dancing” partner Karina Smirnoff had that “we’re together” glow as he took her out for a celebration after Monday’s show.

What the F is up with that capelet Karina’s strung over her shoulder?  It looks like it’s trying to choke her!

Did Gwyneth Paltrow turn into an old English housewife already? What’s she been adding to her macrobiotic diet these days — prunes?

Apple’s looking a little plucked!

Hayden Panettiere was working a scandalous see-through mini dress at hotspot L Scorpion last night with “Heroes” co-stars Milo Ventimiglia and Leonard Roberts when an onlooker mistook her for Lindsay and shouted out, “Give ‘em hell Lindsay!”

That was the wrong thing to say to this cheerleader! Her cutie-pie routine was interrupted and Hayden stopped and screamed at the fan: “Don’t ever call me that again!”

The fan called her Lindsay again, but was stopped by a photographer before Hayden could rip the Lohan pictures from the terrified fan’s fingers. Can’t imagine why Hayden wouldn’t want to be mistaken for a barely-rehabbed Strawberry Quik ho!