Inkling: Getting a grasp on pop culture

Lindsay showed up for the photo shoot for her latest GQ cover, but she didn’t bother to give a live interview. They were forced to ask questions via her Blackberry. Nice effort, Lohan!

Needless to say, her answers were typed between snorts and shots. When asked about playing poker, Lindsay thumbed, “I just emailed my friend sara pantera saying I’m going to start playing poker again! I bought two puppies today!”

Then the topic of cats came up, and Lindsay texted, “Cats scare me. I just think of bad luck from black ones like I had in ‘Just My Luck’! I need a boyfriend. Geez.”

And for the finale, interviewer Marshall Sella asked Lindsay what the happiest moment of her life was. She wrote back, “Gotta think sex scene today” and never wrote back again. So deep… the mind of Lohan… like an empty sieve!

She insisted in including her favorite snorting mirror in the shoot!

When did Bigfoot get so skinny?

Fortunately for your eyes, celebs other than Courtney Love have been hanging out at the beach lately. Who showed us her bodacious backside as she played in the sand with her children?

Find out… in an inkling!

Uma Thurman showcased the girls now that she’s recently single!

Beneath that anything-for-a-buck conformist façade, Avril’s really a punk idealist… for the cameras! So is her husband… uhh… Deryck Whibley… remember him? His band used numerals just like Blink 182 but was even less memorable. Fierce!

Guess newly renovated redhead Joss Stone really does F her producers! The 19 year old is the current snugglebunny of 40-year-old producer Raphael Saadiq. Who’s her daddy?

British soul singer Lemar said the pair are definitely an item, telling Smooth FM radio Wednesday: “I’ve known about their relationship for ages. Joss is always texting me about how happy she is. And it’s the real deal.”

The real deal… I’d love to see the deck she’s using!

Realizing two bubbleheads can make a bigger pop than one can alone, Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan ended their long-standing fued — remember Aaron Carter? –  so they can better antagonize Paris and Nicole!

The new buds have been hanging out a lot lately, and have been regressing back to junior high to tear down their rivals.

Last week, they were together at Teddy’s, where they danced and, at one point, even kissed each other’s hands. Hilary laughed when Lindsay climbed on a banquette to mimic Paris when one of her songs came on. Then, in a panic, they rushed to the bathroom for a gossip session when Duff’s ex Joel Madden arrived with Nicole. Wonder how long this terrible twosome will last?

Michael’s “daughter” Paris spent her ninth birthday in Vegas covered in a black veil. How old does a child have to be before being forced to cover your head in cloth is finally considered child abuse? How is this even legal?

And hot… it must be 90 degrees inside there!

Jessica’s tagging along behind John on his tour in Australia so they can continue their goofy-eyed make out sessions around the world. These two are getting really boring! Even the bird behind Jessica is yawning…

Rose McGowan and Rosario Dawson touched cheeks to promote “Grindhouse” — Rosario told a source tiny Rose had to stand on a chair so their butts could press together. Must have been a steamy photo shoot!

Courteney’s not being as kiss-assey tolerant with the photogs these days!